Gossip Girl: You reap what you sow. What goes around comes around. No matter how far you run, you can never truly escape. Everything catches up to you in the end. And when it does, it usually kicks your ass. Lily: Rufus, teenage girls are a nightmare. As son as they realize you love them…

Gossip Girl: New day, new designer. Whether it's love or war you're outfitting for, thank god for friends and fashion. Serena: That one looks good. Blair: Chuck and I played Wuthering Heights in it. I mean, who starts a courtship in the day anyway? Serena: Humans who venture out in light and aren't named Bass.…

Gossip Girl: It's said that we're all strapped to Fortune's wheel. Nowhere is this truer than the ever-changing landscape of love. As one couple enjoys an upswing, another is plunged downwards. But top or bottom, don't get too comfortable. Because the one thing you can rely on is that the wheel will keep on turning.…

Gossip Girl: On the Upper East Side, new days don't always bring new beginnings. But they almost always bring new surprises. Serena: You ready? Lily: To explain to Rufus the real reason I've been lying to him? No. But I know I have to. Serena: Well it's Rufus. He'll understand. Lily: Yeah, let's hope. You…

Gossip Girl: Up and at 'em, Upper East Siders. It's time to awake from our slumber and learn the hard truth. That some nightmares don't end once we open our eyes. Serena: Want to tell us what's going on? Chuck: I thought our relationship could withstand anything. Apparently I was wrong. Serena: Well you still…

Gossip Girl: Every war has its weapons. But on the Upper East Side the rules of battle are simple: there are no rules. Jack Bass (Desmond Harrington): You really have surrounded yourself with beautiful things. So easy to auction off. Gotta love eBay. Chuck: As much as I hate to interrupt your fun, this has…

Gossip Girl: They say the clothes make the man. But who makes the clothes? On the Upper East Side, it's Eleanor Waldorf. And we hear her new line is to die for. Jenny: Dad, the last time I worked for Eleanor it didn't exactly end well, remember? Rufus: But I also remember that my daughter…

Gossip Girl: From the day he brings his newborn girl home, a father lives in fear that someday she'll get hurt. That someday she'll hate him. And worst of all, that someday she'll grow up. Blair: Settlements are for the guilty. Celebrities that run people over. The Catholic Church. It's not fair. Lily: How are…

Gossip Girl: Get up and go at it, Upper East Side. I hear Little J is having foreign relations with a handsome attaché. We always knew she had friends in high places, but how low will she go? Jenny: Not that I don't love popcorn and a movie, but I mean it's Saturday night. I…

Gossip Girl: It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. Seems Dickens knew something about life on the Upper East Side. Where the only thing you can count on is that time changes everything. Word has it S. gave up on politics to focus on issues closer to her heart. Serena:…

Gossip Girl: They say there are no accidents. Sometimes reality comes crashing into us. Other times it dawns on us slowly, despite our best efforts to ignore it. Blair: This whole Scrooge act? You should be at home today. Or laying flowers on your father's grave. I know today is the anniversary of his death.…

Gossip Girl: Thanksgiving began when Pilgrims and Indians came together to share the bountiful harvest. Eric: Our Thanksgivings tend to end with french fries at a diner and someone having been in a mental institution. Gossip Girl: On the Upper East Side, that tradition is upheld with a bountiful harvest of secrets, lies and scandals.…

Gossip Girl: As a famed literary liar once told Oprah, memory is subjective. Memories can be embellished. Or denied. But as James Frey knows all too well, the truth always comes out. Blair: Ugh. I don't converse with liars or Lewinskis. Nate: A threesome? Dan: Oh yeah. Just me, Olivia, Vanessa, two girls, four boobs,…

Gossip Girl: Have you been so busy that you've forgotten what time of year it is? Let me give you a hint: couture, quadrilles and cutthroat competition. That's right. It's time for cotillion. Gossip Girl: Just like the mob, New York prep schools have their own five families. You may be the John Gotti of…

Gossip Girl: In Manhattan some parties are VIP only. Others are strictly private. But some parties are political. And those lines are drawn by the most established of the establishment. And once those lines are drawn they can never be crossed. Trip (Aaron Tveit): Even if the night ends in defeat at least we'll have…