Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

Season 1

Brian S. (Butch) Carson Kressley: Look at you! Are you just the handyman or the victim? Jai Rodriguez: This is like a— Oh my god I think… I think I broke the wall… and I don’t thin…

UK Edition

Barra Jason doing a Mother Bates impression in a rocking chair: I want her dead, Norman. I want her dead. Dane: You want three sandpits. And you want to watch Toy Story and eat burgers? Okay, we can w…

Season 2

Brandon & David B. Brandon on Thom and Kyan: These guys can wrestle! Ted: You’re almost out of milk and soda. But you’ve got a full bottle of flax oil! Carson: It’s like a chainl…

Season 3

Boston Red Sox Kyan on a strand of Johnny Damon’s hair: I could sell this on eBay for like a thousand dollars, probably. Player: And when I hold the ball I have to hold it with my fingernails. Carso…

Season 4

Max C. Ted: You dip the dog in Kool Aid? Joni: No. You put it in water and then wash him. Ted: Ah. I thought he tasted good. Carson: This suit actually exploded on stage? It was probably God’s w…

Season 5

Mr. Straight Guy Pageant : “The Mangeant” Susan Lucci: I would not like to be in your shoes, Fab Five. Carson: I’d like to be in your shoes. They’re amazing! Thom about George: He was …