Wallace Shawn

The Fasting and the Furious

Gossip Girl: On the Upper East Side, it's not what you say that determines who you are. It's what you do. Blair: I hope they take it well. Nothing matters more than our child being born into a big happy family. Louis (Hugo Becker): Are you ready? Gossip Girl: Whether you're making a big announcement...…

Shattered Bass

Gossip Girl: Good morning, Sleepyheads. Looks like "dream until your dreams come true" wasn't such a good idea after all. Chuck: So I thought I'd bring some luxury across the river. Brooklyn needs it. It's all bars, bakeries and babies. No hotel in sight. Charles Place. You up to attend the ribbon cutting? Nate: No…

Seder Anything

Gossip Girl: When you lose hope in a dream sometimes all you're left with is sleepless nights. While some call the doctor for a refill, I find the best solution is a full social calendar. Blair: Just because I lost Yale does not mean I'm wasting my time at a non-Ivy, reading Beloved six times…

Bonfire of the Vanity

Dan: I'm amazed at how calm you're acting. Your fifteen year old daughter just moved in with her crazy model friend. Rufus: And with the model's mother. Whom I met today for lunch. And granted Agnes' mother is a little more Courtney Love than June Cleaver, but she's a committed parent. She's gone through similar…