Gossip Girl: Gobble gobble, Upper East Siders. That's right. It's Thanksgiving again. And I hope you all brought your appetites. Because today's the one day a year you're supposed to count your blessings. And not your calories. I don't care whether you're sick to your stomach or simply on a liquid diet. This turkey day…
Gossip Girl: Desperate times call for desperate measures. And even the most disciplined people can resort to destruction. Chuck: Funny. I didn't ask for a turndown service. But did you find what you're looking for? Gossip Girl: While others try to rebuild bridges using more intimate tactics. Serena: If we want to be a couple…
Gossip Girl: New day, new debs. All dressed up to enter high society. But one fashion faux pas and the dressing down will last a lifetime. Blair: Why are you still chewing? Tell me what you think. Dan: I think, ah, it's old school. Not in the good way. In the, in the literal way. Like…
Gossip Girl: Extra extra, read all about it. The latest Upper East Sider to take central stage in the social spotlight. But you know what they say, If you can't take the heat, then move to Hell's Kitchen. Nate: "Nate Archibald has the opposite of the Midas touch. Instead of everything he touches turning to…
Gossip Girl: Up and at 'em, Upper East Siders. It's important to start your day right. There's nothing worse than waking up on the wrong side of the bed. Dan: I thought we agreed you'd stop watching me sleep. Georgina (Michelle Trachtenberg): I lied. I'm letting you stay here for free. There has to be…
4 Months Ago Georgina Sparks (Michelle Trachtenberg): Could it be any hotter? It's a good thing you're not fair-skinned, otherwise your summer under the Tuscan sun would end up under a scalpel removing a melanoma. Dan: I know it was my idea, but why did I bring you to Italy? I should be at the…
Gossip Girl: Good morning, Upper East Siders. How do you look today? You know image is everything. But under those perfect clothes and perfect smiles, everyone has their not-so-perfect secrets. Chuck: I take it you've decided to have Lola move in for the summer. Nate: She sleeps here every night, I want to see her…
Gossip Girl: They say we should carry our secrets to the grave. But on the Upper East Side secrets are one thing you can never bury. Even when we think we know everything about the ones we love, there's always a skeleton in their walk-in closet. Nate: What's got you in such a good mood?…
Gossip Girl: Another picture perfect Valentine's Day on the Upper East Side. And how am I going to celebrate? By exposing a giant secret today that's sure to break more than a few hearts. Dorota: Miss Blair! You're back! I was worried you'd be locked away in big stone tower somewhere, and only way to…
Gossip Girl: Everyone wants their wedding to be perfect. But on the Upper East Side, perfect isn't good enough. Although some disasters can't be avoided. Eleanor (Margaret Colin): Serena, Blair seems happy, doesn't she? With Louis? Serena: Of course. I mean she loves Louis. She's a Princess now so, you know, as soon as that…
Gossip Girl: Wakey wakey, Upper East Siders. Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. It seems like today is a big day for everyone. But none so much as me. Gossip Girl: Once upon a time Princess B was a virgin Queen, and her King was named…
Serena: Well at least now we know why Charlie's been acting so unbalanced. Vanessa (Jessica Szohr): Yeah. Because she is. Serena: You know this isn't her fault. She needs help. The last time that this happened she ended up wandering through the snow in her bare feet. Vanessa: Yeah. After she Single White Female'd her…
Gossip Girl: Under Construction Blair: I don't understand. How can Gossip Girl be down my first day at Columbia? Dorota: Maybe Gossip Girl get kidnapped. Unstable ex-boyfriend lock internet— Blair: Dorota! What did I tell you? No more watching Law and Order: SVU while you're breastfeeding. No, unlike those plebeians at NYU the students at…
Gossip Girl: Nothing beats a summer abroad. But when travelling far from home it's always nice to bring along an old friend from the neighborhood. Cobblestones and Cafe de Flore. Serena's locked down the Left Bank and become a muse to us all. Meanwhile, Blair rules the Right Bank. Storming the shops and consuming the…
Gossip Girl: You reap what you sow. What goes around comes around. No matter how far you run, you can never truly escape. Everything catches up to you in the end. And when it does, it usually kicks your ass. Lily: Rufus, teenage girls are a nightmare. As son as they realize you love them…