Gossip Girl: Good morning, Upper East Siders. How do you look today? You know image is everything. But under those perfect clothes and perfect smiles, everyone has their not-so-perfect secrets. Chuck: I take it you've decided to have Lola move in for the summer. Nate: She sleeps here every night, I want to see her…

Gossip Girl: They say we should carry our secrets to the grave. But on the Upper East Side secrets are one thing you can never bury. Even when we think we know everything about the ones we love, there's always a skeleton in their walk-in closet. Nate: What's got you in such a good mood?…

Gossip Girl: February is the shortest month, but the bitter chill makes it feel the longest. The smart ones, like me, escape to more tropical climates. While some of my Upper East Side friends use the time to hunker down and finish their work. Others snuggle up in bed with their agendas to keep them…

Gossip Girl: On the Upper East Side, staying alive isn't as easy as it appears. And after last week's security breach leading to no new tips, it looks like I might be dancing by myself. Charlie (Kaylee DeFer): I've never seen so much lamé before. Grandma actually wore this? Lily: Yes. And looked fabulous riding…

Serena: Well at least now we know why Charlie's been acting so unbalanced. Vanessa (Jessica Szohr): Yeah. Because she is. Serena: You know this isn't her fault. She needs help. The last time that this happened she ended up wandering through the snow in her bare feet. Vanessa: Yeah. After she Single White Female'd her…

Reporter: The van der Woodsen family is no stranger to the tabloids, but this time it appears the mother of all scandals surrounds the mother. Sources say that Lily Humphrey could be facing up to ten years in prison for forgery and obstruction of justice. That means her big lavish lifestyle— Blair: Turn that off!…