Robert John Burke

Save the Last Chance

Gossip Girl: Desperate times call for desperate measures. And even the most disciplined people can resort to destruction. Chuck: Funny. I didn't ask for a turndown service. But did you find what you're looking for? Gossip Girl: While others try to rebuild bridges using more intimate tactics. Serena: If we want to be a couple…

Portrait of a Lady Alexander

Gossip Girl: Extra extra, read all about it. The latest Upper East Sider to take central stage in the social spotlight. But you know what they say, If you can't take the heat, then move to Hell's Kitchen. Nate: "Nate Archibald has the opposite of the Midas touch. Instead of everything he touches turning to…

High Infidelity

Gossip Girl: Up and at 'em, Upper East Siders. It's important to start your day right. There's nothing worse than waking up on the wrong side of the bed. Dan: I thought we agreed you'd stop watching me sleep. Georgina (Michelle Trachtenberg): I lied. I'm letting you stay here for free. There has to be…

Gone Maybe Gone

4 Months Ago Georgina Sparks (Michelle Trachtenberg): Could it be any hotter? It's a good thing you're not fair-skinned, otherwise your summer under the Tuscan sun would end up under a scalpel removing a melanoma. Dan: I know it was my idea, but why did I bring you to Italy? I should be at the…

The Return of the Ring

Gossip Girl: Good morning, Upper East Siders. How do you look today? You know image is everything. But under those perfect clothes and perfect smiles, everyone has their not-so-perfect secrets. Chuck: I take it you've decided to have Lola move in for the summer. Nate: She sleeps here every night, I want to see her…

It’s a Wonderful Lie

Gossip Girl: Winter in New York: A Gossip Girl Checklist to Surviving the Cold. Cashmere stole for ice skating at Wollman Rink. Jacques Torres hot chocolate for window shopping the holiday displays. And the perfect date to the senior snowflake charity ball. Penelope (Amanda Setton): Oh. Hello Weird Documentary Girl. Vanessa (Jessica Szohr): Bye Sad…

The Magnificent Archibalds

Gossip Girl: For the rest of the country, Thanksgiving is when families come together to give thanks. But on the Upper East Side, the holiday thankfully returns to its roots: lying, manipulation and betrayal. And from what we hear, just like the Indians, someone else is being pushed out of their home. Blair: Even though…

Bonfire of the Vanity

Dan: I'm amazed at how calm you're acting. Your fifteen year old daughter just moved in with her crazy model friend. Rufus: And with the model's mother. Whom I met today for lunch. And granted Agnes' mother is a little more Courtney Love than June Cleaver, but she's a committed parent. She's gone through similar…