Gossip Girl: Gobble gobble, Upper East Siders. That's right. It's Thanksgiving again. And I hope you all brought your appetites. Because today's the one day a year you're supposed to count your blessings. And not your calories. I don't care whether you're sick to your stomach or simply on a liquid diet. This turkey day…

Gossip Girl: Desperate times call for desperate measures. And even the most disciplined people can resort to destruction. Chuck: Funny. I didn't ask for a turndown service. But did you find what you're looking for? Gossip Girl: While others try to rebuild bridges using more intimate tactics. Serena: If we want to be a couple…

Gossip Girl: They say the early bird gets the worm. Inspiring motivation. If you're the bird. The worm, however, has no idea when her future will be plucked away by the next airborne attacker. Blair: How dare Humphrey write that I am conniving, manipulative and stuck in high school. I am not all scheme and…

Gossip Girl: New day, new debs. All dressed up to enter high society. But one fashion faux pas and the dressing down will last a lifetime. Blair: Why are you still chewing? Tell me what you think. Dan: I think, ah, it's old school. Not in the good way. In the, in the literal way. Like…

Gossip Girl: Extra extra, read all about it. The latest Upper East Sider to take central stage in the social spotlight. But you know what they say, If you can't take the heat, then move to Hell's Kitchen. Nate: "Nate Archibald has the opposite of the Midas touch. Instead of everything he touches turning to…

Gossip Girl: Manhattan has weathered her share of storms--heat waves, hurricanes, even earthquakes. But these days it looks like a new force of nature is taking shape on the Upper East Side. Blair: Ah, there's nothing I love more than the sound of a sweatshop in the morning. Blair: The Devil is in the details…

Gossip Girl: Up and at 'em, Upper East Siders. It's important to start your day right. There's nothing worse than waking up on the wrong side of the bed. Dan: I thought we agreed you'd stop watching me sleep. Georgina (Michelle Trachtenberg): I lied. I'm letting you stay here for free. There has to be…

4 Months Ago Georgina Sparks (Michelle Trachtenberg): Could it be any hotter? It's a good thing you're not fair-skinned, otherwise your summer under the Tuscan sun would end up under a scalpel removing a melanoma. Dan: I know it was my idea, but why did I bring you to Italy? I should be at the…