Gossip Girl: Desperate times call for desperate measures. And even the most disciplined people can resort to destruction. Chuck: Funny. I didn't ask for a turndown service. But did you find what you're looking for? Gossip Girl: While others try to rebuild bridges using more intimate tactics. Serena: If we want to be a couple…

Gossip Girl: In our modern age there are so many ways for information to travel. And yet with all our tablets and smart phones, there are still some people who like to get their morning dish the old-fashioned way. Even without the Information Highway, good news always seems to travel fast. But bad news? Well,…

Gossip Girl: They say we should carry our secrets to the grave. But on the Upper East Side secrets are one thing you can never bury. Even when we think we know everything about the ones we love, there's always a skeleton in their walk-in closet. Nate: What's got you in such a good mood?…

Reporter: The van der Woodsen family is no stranger to the tabloids, but this time it appears the mother of all scandals surrounds the mother. Sources say that Lily Humphrey could be facing up to ten years in prison for forgery and obstruction of justice. That means her big lavish lifestyle— Blair: Turn that off!…

Rufus: We'll get through this. Lily: You sound so sure I almost believe you. Lawyer: They're ready for us. Rufus: I'll be waiting. Lawyer: Lily, this is Assistant District Attorney Vincent. He's going to be taking your statement. ADA Vincent: Whenever you're ready, Mrs. Humphrey. Gossip Girl: They say Rome wasn't built in a day.…

Gossip Girl: New day, new designer. Whether it's love or war you're outfitting for, thank god for friends and fashion. Serena: That one looks good. Blair: Chuck and I played Wuthering Heights in it. I mean, who starts a courtship in the day anyway? Serena: Humans who venture out in light and aren't named Bass.…

Gossip Girl: It's said that we're all strapped to Fortune's wheel. Nowhere is this truer than the ever-changing landscape of love. As one couple enjoys an upswing, another is plunged downwards. But top or bottom, don't get too comfortable. Because the one thing you can rely on is that the wheel will keep on turning.…

Gossip Girl: On the Upper East Side, new days don't always bring new beginnings. But they almost always bring new surprises. Serena: You ready? Lily: To explain to Rufus the real reason I've been lying to him? No. But I know I have to. Serena: Well it's Rufus. He'll understand. Lily: Yeah, let's hope. You…