Reporter: The van der Woodsen family is no stranger to the tabloids, but this time it appears the mother of all scandals surrounds the mother. Sources say that Lily Humphrey could be facing up to ten years in prison for forgery and obstruction of justice. That means her big lavish lifestyle— Blair: Turn that off!…

Gossip Girl: A wise woman once said that every morning when you wake up you say a little prayer. After all, you never know what your day may hold. Reina Thorpe (Tika Sumpter): Sorry, I only have an hour before my next meeting. Chuck: Hm. We've got no time to waste. ...From a warm goodbye.…

Gossip Girl: Brr, Upper East Siders. It's cold outside. And as February approaches, we need to find ways to fight frostbite. Some keep warm the old fashioned way. Chuck: Do you know what a turn-on it would be to sleep with a woman trying to buy my company. Reina Thorpe (Tika Sumpter): As long as…