Gossip Girl: Mick, Keith and their questionably-costumed cohorts said, “You can’t always get what you want.” But that doesn't mean it’s okay for anyone else to have it either. Serena: Sorry if we kept you up last night. We were playing Scrabble. Ben (David Call): She fell asleep to avoid losing. Dan: Since when do…

Gossip Girl: A wise woman once said that every morning when you wake up you say a little prayer. After all, you never know what your day may hold. Reina Thorpe (Tika Sumpter): Sorry, I only have an hour before my next meeting. Chuck: Hm. We've got no time to waste. ...From a warm goodbye.…

Gossip Girl: Brr, Upper East Siders. It's cold outside. And as February approaches, we need to find ways to fight frostbite. Some keep warm the old fashioned way. Chuck: Do you know what a turn-on it would be to sleep with a woman trying to buy my company. Reina Thorpe (Tika Sumpter): As long as…

Gossip Girl: Spotted: Dan and Blair exiting Sant Ambroeus with espresso doppio for two. But we hear it's not the caffeine that's got them talking a mile a minute. It's a mission. Dan: So. Juliet dressed up like Serena at Saints & Sinners to destroy her relationships with me and Nate. Blair: And enlist Vanessa…

Gossip Girl: From the day he brings his newborn girl home, a father lives in fear that someday she'll get hurt. That someday she'll hate him. And worst of all, that someday she'll grow up. Blair: Settlements are for the guilty. Celebrities that run people over. The Catholic Church. It's not fair. Lily: How are…

Gossip Girl: Get up and go at it, Upper East Side. I hear Little J is having foreign relations with a handsome attaché. We always knew she had friends in high places, but how low will she go? Jenny: Not that I don't love popcorn and a movie, but I mean it's Saturday night. I…

Gossip Girl: It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. Seems Dickens knew something about life on the Upper East Side. Where the only thing you can count on is that time changes everything. Word has it S. gave up on politics to focus on issues closer to her heart. Serena:…

Gossip Girl: As a famed literary liar once told Oprah, memory is subjective. Memories can be embellished. Or denied. But as James Frey knows all too well, the truth always comes out. Blair: Ugh. I don't converse with liars or Lewinskis. Nate: A threesome? Dan: Oh yeah. Just me, Olivia, Vanessa, two girls, four boobs,…