Gossip Girl: As a famed literary liar once told Oprah, memory is subjective. Memories can be embellished. Or denied. But as James Frey knows all too well, the truth always comes out. Blair: Ugh. I don't converse with liars or Lewinskis. Nate: A threesome? Dan: Oh yeah. Just me, Olivia, Vanessa, two girls, four boobs,…

Gossip Girl: Have you been so busy that you've forgotten what time of year it is? Let me give you a hint: couture, quadrilles and cutthroat competition. That's right. It's time for cotillion. Gossip Girl: Just like the mob, New York prep schools have their own five families. You may be the John Gotti of…

Gossip Girl: In Manhattan some parties are VIP only. Others are strictly private. But some parties are political. And those lines are drawn by the most established of the establishment. And once those lines are drawn they can never be crossed. Trip (Aaron Tveit): Even if the night ends in defeat at least we'll have…

Gossip Girl: All Hallow's Eve. The one day of the year it's socially acceptable to play dress-up. The only question is, who do you want to be? There are costumes to make men feel like boys again. Or turn little girls into queens. Blair: I was thinking an 80s theme. Although shoulder pads can be…

Dan: We just started dating. Isn't it a little soon for "Meet the Parents"? Vanessa (Jessica Szohr): Not for Olivia. She seems really easygoing and into you. Jenny: Yeah. Seriously Dan. Play the parent card. People like you more when they meet your family. Nate: Didn't you spend a summer in Monte Carlo when she…