Gossip Girl: All Hallow's Eve. The one day of the year it's socially acceptable to play dress-up. The only question is, who do you want to be? There are costumes to make men feel like boys again. Or turn little girls into queens. Blair: I was thinking an 80s theme. Although shoulder pads can be…
Halloween Night, 1987 Young Gus: Well can I eat my candy? Henry: Yeah. Knock yourself out, Lando. As long as your old man doesn't mind his nine-year-old son passing razor blades. Young Shawn with his eyes covered: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Young Gus: Not even sort of. Exactly Twenty Years Later... Give or…
Bill: Nothing from the garage. Neal: Okay. Bill: And it has to be food. Okay? Nothing from under the sink. No cleansers, no detergent, no furniture polish. And no cut-up bits of sponge. Sam: Okay. Bill: I'm just trying to to win ten bucks here. I don't wanna die. Mrs. Weir: Honey, the boy's fourteen.…
Treehouse of Horror Marge: Hello, everyone. You know, Halloween is a very strange holiday. Personally, I don't understand it. Kids worshipping ghosts, pretending to be devils. Things on TV that are completely inappropriate for young viewers. Things like the following half-hour! Nothing seems to bother my kids, but tonight's show—which I totally wash my hands…