Freaks and Geeks

Discos and Dragons

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Mr. Fleck (Steve Higgins): You get called geeks. You get cleaned out. Girls don't even look at ya— Bill: I thought this was supposed to make us feel better. Mr. Fleck: Hold on, Cool Breeze. It gets better. “What? I'm accepted at a Ivy League college?” “Hey, chicks did smart guys. Who knew.” “Woah. Look…

The Little Things

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Mrs. Weir: So I hear something very exciting is happening this week at school. Cindy: That's right. Vice President George Herbert Walker Bush is coming to our school to speak at an assembly in the cafeteria. Mr. Weir: You know, everyone's a Democrat until they get a little money. Then they come to their senses. Ken:…

Dead Dogs and Gym Teachers

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Mr. Weir: Sure Lindsay. You can see The Who. And you can go see The Rolling Stones at Altamont too. Ken: I always say, girl plus car equals dead animal. Lindsay: Are you copying Ken's homework? Kim: Trying to. He writes like a mental patient. Neal: He's a gym teacher. There's no upward mobility. Mr.…

Jeff Rosso

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Pilot Episode Jeff Rosso (Dave "Gruber" Allen): So what's going on here? Lindsay: All I... I was trying to do something nice in a stupid school where nothing nice ever happens. But instead Eli broke his arm. Now I feel like the biggest idiot in the world. Mr. Rosso: No. Why aren't you taking part…

Jean Weir

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Pilot Episode Jean Weir (Becky Ann Baker): You know, I ran into Mrs. Patten today at Farmer Jack. And she said that she saw you smoking. Lindsay: Well she's crazy. Mom, I can't believe you. You seriously think I would start smoking? Harold Weir (Joe Flaherty): You know, I had a friend that used to…

Harold Weir

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Pilot Episode Jean Weir (Becky Ann Baker): You know, I ran into Mrs. Patten today at Farmer Jack. And she said that she saw you smoking. Lindsay: Well she's crazy. Mom, I can't believe you. You seriously think I would start smoking? Harold Weir (Joe Flaherty): You know, I had a friend that used to…

Daniel Desario

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Pilot Episode Daniel Desario (James Franco): Oh man, you wanna hear something way messed up? You know that Molly Hatchet shirt I was wearing the other day? You know the one with that executioner guy holding that bloody axe, under his foot's the severed head. Ken (Seth Rogen): Yeah. That's my shirt. Daniel: Yeah so,…

Bill Haverchuck

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Pilot Episode Sam: Why does my mom always put a note in my lunch? It's so embarassing. Bill Haverchuck (Martin Starr): At least your mom doesn't write the note on the bag. Sam: Are you guys going to the Homecoming Dance? Neal Schweiber (Samm Levine): Mmm, no. Bill: I really don't see that happening. Sam:…

Sam Weir

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Pilot Episode Alan White: Sam Weir. You really like Bill Murray, don't you? Sam Weir (John Francis Daley): Yeah, he's great. Alan: Bill Murray sucks, man. Sam: No he doesn't. He's cool. Alan: Oh really? What is he, your boyfriend? Sam Queer. It's fighting time, Weir. Sam: Leave me alone, Alan. Alan: I'm sorry, I…

Other Characters

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Pilot Episode Alan White: Sam Weir. You really like Bill Murray, don't you? Sam Weir (John Francis Daley): Yeah, he's great. Alan: Bill Murray sucks, man. Sam: No he doesn't. He's cool. Alan: Oh really? What is he, your boyfriend? Sam Queer. It's fighting time, Weir. Sam: Leave me alone, Alan. Alan: I'm sorry, I…

Nick Andopolis

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Pilot Episode Nick Andopolis (Jason Segel): Hey, I believe in God, man. I've seen him, I've felt his power. He plays drums for Led Zeppelin and his name is John Bonham, baby! Daniel: You guys know Lindsay? Lindsay: Hi. Nick: You were in my english class last year, right? You were the chick that got…

Neal Schweiber

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Pilot Episode Sam: You really think Cindy likes me? Bill: Hello. The jacket. Neal (Samm Levine): No way. We're not her species. Sam: Listen, just do me a favor. Ask around, see if she has a date for the dance. Bill: Who should I ask? Neal: Okay. The dance is tomorrow. She's a cheerleader. You've seen…

Lindsay Weir

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Pilot Episode Sam: Leave me alone, Alan. Alan: I'm sorry, I don't speak geek. I always wanted to know what it'd be like to fight a girl. Lindsay (Linda Cardellini): I'm a girl. Wanna see what it'd be like to fight me? Alan: Weir's sister has to protect him? Lindsay: I'm not protecting him. I'm…