Season 1

Discos and Dragons

Mr. Fleck (Steve Higgins): You get called geeks. You get cleaned out. Girls don't even look at ya— Bill: I thought this was supposed to make us feel better. Mr. Fleck: Hold on, Cool Breeze. It gets better. “What? I'm accepted at a Ivy League college?” “Hey, chicks did smart guys. Who knew.” “Woah. Look…

The Little Things

Mrs. Weir: So I hear something very exciting is happening this week at school. Cindy: That's right. Vice President George Herbert Walker Bush is coming to our school to speak at an assembly in the cafeteria. Mr. Weir: You know, everyone's a Democrat until they get a little money. Then they come to their senses. Ken:…

Dead Dogs and Gym Teachers

Mr. Weir: Sure Lindsay. You can see The Who. And you can go see The Rolling Stones at Altamont too. Ken: I always say, girl plus car equals dead animal. Lindsay: Are you copying Ken's homework? Kim: Trying to. He writes like a mental patient. Neal: He's a gym teacher. There's no upward mobility. Mr.…

The Garage Door

Sam: Your dad's the coolest. Mr. Schweiber (Sam McMurray): I heard that! Neal: Yeah. Lindsay: Hey, at least she knows how to play an instrument. Ken: That's not playing an instrument. That's like blowing into a toilet. Lindsay: Sounds better than your singing. Ken: Lindsay, here's an idea: how about you break up our band…

The Diary

Lindsay: This is cool. Hitchhiking. It's like in Kerouac, you know? Kim: Kerouac? Lindsay: Jack Kerouac. He wrote On the Road. Kim we've been reading it in English class the last two weeks. Where you been? Kim: All we ever do in that class is read. Ooh ooh ooh! Stick out your thumb, wouldja? Lindsay:…