Gossip Girl: They say in life there are two sides to every story. But on the Upper East, we always have three. There's his, hers—but the most important is always mine. Dorota: Miss Serena, all you do all day is type type type. You take laptop with you everywhere. It not healthy. Serena: Well after…

Serena: Dear S by S readers, it looks like spring has finally sprung. And lucky for us, one thing that hasn't yet popped up is Gossip Girl. Hopefully my family's unfortunate exile to Brooklyn will pass quietly and with dignity. Lola (Ella Rae Peck): All I want to do is figure out if I fit…

Gossip Girl: Apologies have been made and the security breach fixed. But two weeks later, still not one tip. Apparently no on can hold a grudge like an Upper East Sider. And no one can lie like one either. Lily: Just because Carol made a mockery of her own debut does not mean Charlie should…

Gossip Girl: Good morning, Sleepyheads. Looks like "dream until your dreams come true" wasn't such a good idea after all. Chuck: So I thought I'd bring some luxury across the river. Brooklyn needs it. It's all bars, bakeries and babies. No hotel in sight. Charles Place. You up to attend the ribbon cutting? Nate: No…

Gossip Girl: Every war has its weapons. But on the Upper East Side the rules of battle are simple: there are no rules. Jack Bass (Desmond Harrington): You really have surrounded yourself with beautiful things. So easy to auction off. Gotta love eBay. Chuck: As much as I hate to interrupt your fun, this has…

Gossip Girl: From the day he brings his newborn girl home, a father lives in fear that someday she'll get hurt. That someday she'll hate him. And worst of all, that someday she'll grow up. Blair: Settlements are for the guilty. Celebrities that run people over. The Catholic Church. It's not fair. Lily: How are…

Gossip Girl: True love and betrayal. Revenge and more revenge. A heroine with an impossible goal. If only Mozart had lived on the Upper East Side. But you can keep your magic fleet, Amadeus. All this Queen wants is a golden ticket to Yale. Harold (John Shea): Is Chuck joining us? You know how he…

Gossip Girl: When most people lose a parent, they inherit sorrow, loss and a closet full of outdated clothes. But on the Upper East Side, death's sad chapter comes with a silver lining. Or a gold one if your relatives invested wisely in precious metals. Blair: Morning Jack. Jack Bass (Desmond Harrington): Blair. Blair: Chuck…

Gossip Girl: Gossip Girl here, welcoming you to the New Year. When Manhattanites who flew south for the sun return to their Park Avenue perches. Which means I have a lot of catching up to do. Word is, Serena van der Woodsen tangoed in the New Year in the plazas of Buenos Aires. Guess that…