Harriman: After ten years and a thousand email requests I finally get my own parking spot. Mitchell: What am I signing this time? Siler: Nothing sir. Just wanted your autograph. Mitchell: Sure you don't want to come along sir? Might never be another one of these. Landry: As tempting as it is I'll be doing…
Altaren 1: We cannot hide our ways any longer. Altaren 2: Nor should we. Altaren 1: The Ori have amassed armies and moved to destroy us. Everything we believe—all we are—is an affront to them. They will stop at nothing to destroy every last shred of evidence that opposes their fanaticism. Altaren 3: We have…
Teal'c: This vessel does not have a pool. Mitchell: I was talking about the gambling variety. Jackson: I told you to bring something to amuse yourself. I didn't mean me. Or the crew. Vala: They won't believe that it's my birthday. Again. Jackson: Not my problem. Vala: Being stuck on this ship is worse than…
Vala: I thought this was an honest establishment. Gambler: It is. And that's why it's necessary to have you searched. {chips fall out of her sleeves} Vala: I don't suppose we could call this even? Vala: I did not expect to see you again. Adria: I had to return, mother. My work here is unfinished.…
Mitchell to Siler: They cancelled it? Really? I didn't even know a new season had started. Jacek (Fred Willard): Sweetheart! How is life treating you? Vala: Certainly better than you ever did. Carter: Arkad is dead. Jacek: Well he may be dead, but the threat he set in motion still exists. Take your time, there's…
Landry: I already issued a new memo to all teams to consider the investigation a top priority. Mitchell: I don't think a memo's going to cut it as far as Teal'c's concerned, sir. Landry: I take it you tried to talk him out of leaving. Mitchell: Yes sir. Like sticking my foot out to trip…
Mitchell: If they found the Gate they most likely found the DHD. Jackson: We didn't. Mitchell: Well they knew enough to build a pretty convincing replica. Vala: Well then you should say what you mean. Jackson: I don't think you want me to start doing that. Vala: I don't think you want to start thinking…
Vashin: It's the third transport they've hit. Our supply of kasa is getting dangerously low. Netan (Eric Steinberg): This isn't about kasa. This is about them trying to make me look weak. I can't allow them to interfere with our operations any longer. Put the word out. As of this moment, I'm placing a bounty…
Jackson: Okay, this is not necessary. Mitchell: No offense, but have you looked in the mirror lately? Jackson: ...so I could steal an Ori ship and fly through the supergate with an Ori weapon on board and destroy them. Carter: Okay. Uh. One small flaw in your plan. Jackson: I know. There's a wormhole blocking…
Major Lorne (Kavan Smith): I'm not quite sure how to explain this, sir, but there's been an accident. It's Sam. She claims she's not the Major Carter we know. Hammond: What's that supposed to mean? Major Lorne: She says she's from a parallel universe. Carter: There must be some reason why I was brought here,…
Thilana: For years my ancestors were forced to record the true history of my people in secret. Beyond the eyes of the Goa'uld. This room now houses their legacy. It seemed appropriate you do your work here. Carter: I'm flattered. Mitchell: Listen up, folks. We're gonna try a little disappearing act here. Please remember to…
Mitchell: Hey, you got anything? Jackson: No. You? Mitchell: No. But I'm getting a good tan. Mitchell about the dragon's name: So what are we supposed to do, just start guessing? Vala: Darryl the Dragon. Mitchell: How 'bout Smokey? Teal'c: Perhaps Puff. About the Sangraal Mitchell: It's the real thing this time, right? Jackson: I…
Mitchell: Hey Jackson, what are you doing? Jackson: Oh, just trying to figure out the location of Merlin's weapon so we can find it in time to defeat the Ori, hopefully save our galaxy. You? Mitchell: We're going for Szechuan. Wanna come? Villager: I should warn you. No one has ever returned from the quest…
Mitchell: Yep. She's a real beauty. Vala: Stabilizers are a bit wonky, I'm afraid. Makes for a bumpy ride. But it's all perfectly safe. Mitchell: Really? Vala: Not exactly. Jackson: We gave you as much raw naquadah as you needed and all you came up with was this piece of junk? Vala: People's lives are…
Three Weeks Earlier Jackson: Dinner tonight is my way of saying thank you. Thank you for proving me right when I said we could take a chance on you. Vala: I don't know what to say. Jackson: Just say what you were going to say before I interrupted. Vala: Okay. I need to use the…