Landry: I already issued a new memo to all teams to consider the investigation a top priority. Mitchell: I don't think a memo's going to cut it as far as Teal'c's concerned, sir. Landry: I take it you tried to talk him out of leaving. Mitchell: Yes sir. Like sticking my foot out to trip…

Teal'c: Freedom without honor is meaningless. Mitchell: "Winning shows strength. Winning without fighting shows true skill." Teal'c: You are a student of ancient strategies. Mitchell: No, Landry said it to me. I think he was quoting Sun Tzu. Or it could have been Dr. Phil. Landry: Sometimes you make the right decision, sometimes you make…

Mitchell: I'm just saying, it's pure ego. Jackson: Pure ego? That level of enlightenment? Arrogance is about pleasure, right? Wallowing in the pride of one's achievement. Mitchell: You don't think getting a whole galaxy to bow down and worship you is something to write home about? Landry: Colonel Carter! I've read your proposal. Carter: And?…

Lord Yu-huang Shang Ti: What is the meaning of this? Goa'uld: I should ask you the same thing. Major Samantha Carter. Repli-Carter: Actually, I'm a colonel now. Jackson: Teal'c, the odds are not in our favor. Teal'c: They never are, Daniel Jackson. O'Neill: You know, we could have used something like this a long time…

O'Neill: Fellas! How was the trip? Teal'c: I have been betrayed by those I trusted most. O'Neill: That good, eh? Bra'tac: His mood is foul indeed. Greetings. It is good to see you both. Jackson: Bra'tac, what's going on? Bra'tac: There was a complication. O'Neill: Ishta? Bra'tac: She is well. And as lovely as ever,…

Jackson: Proclarush Teonas. I think you wrote the planet where we'll find the Lost City in the crossword. O'Neill: Bit of a jump. Jackson: Why else would you do that? Carter about Jack's crossword puzzle: The clue for seven down is "celestial body." And he wrote "Uma Thurman." Weir: Got everything you need? I think…

Kinsey (Ronny Cox): How would you respond if I told you the Air Force is currently conducting top secret operations with an alien transportation device called a "Stargate". It was discovered in the early-1900s at Giza. Not too far from the great pyramids. Dr. Weir: Is this a joke? {Kinsey hands her a note}. What…

Hammond: A CIA operative in Honduras—Agent Burke—believes he knows where Dr. Jackson and Dr. Lee were taken. O'Neill: Burke? Hammond: You know him? O'Neill: Yes. I do. Hammond: Anything I should know about him? He's the only agent down there. O'Neill: We're stuck with him regardless, right? {Hammond nods} Nothing you should know about. O'Neill:…

Fraiser: The staff blast hit you directly in the symbiote pouch. If you weren't on tretonin... Teal'c: I would be dead. Ironic. Fraiser: Well. You're not out of the woods yet. Teal'c: Woods? Teal'c: Ryac is with Bra'tac. They are attempting to recruit rebel Jaffa. I have not heard from them and do not expect…

Malek: This is the base of the Tau'ri. Why are there Jaffa? Carter: Rebel warriors. Malek: Jaffa who have turned against the Goa'uld. I did not realize their ranks had grown to such a number. Carter: Hundreds more are operating as a fifth column among the Goa'uld. O'Neill: Just like you. Carter: Many of these…

McKay: She's not going to be happy when she wakes up, is she? She is going to wake up. Isn't she? Rya'c: I do not understand. There was at least eight of them. Bra'tac: Ten. Rya'c: How did neither of you get hit? Teal'c: It is always more difficult to hit a moving target. Bra'tac:…

Jonas Quinn (Corin Nemec): Hey Major? How do I know what color to wear? Carter: We call each other every morning. Carter: Sir, the X-301 was a modified glider. Now while many of the 302's systems were retro-engineered from Goa'uld technology, it is entirely human-built. O'Neill: So was the Titanic. Hammond: Colonel Chekov feels that…

O'Neill: Deliverance. Do you have any idea what happened to the guys in that movie? Bra'tac: I do not. Hammond: Master Bra'tac, I hope your faith in this man is well-deserved. Bra'tac: I would stake my life on it. O'Neill: Ours too, apparently. O'Neill about the P90: We've used it to win just about every…

Teal'c: It is good to see you, O'Neill. O'Neill: You too. Teal'c: You appear to be well. O'Neill: Well. Forget appearances. The back's gone, the knee's shot. Forget curling. You? Teal'c: I am well again. O'Neill: So I hear. Welcome back. Teal'c: I once again pledge to you my allegiance. And ask your forgiveness for…

Mulder (Garry Shandling): I break the Lazarus Bowl, and all your sniper zombies go back to being good little well-behaved corpses. Cigarette Smoking Pontiff (Tony Amendola): You don't fool me, Mulder. That bowl is your Holy Grail. Encoded in its ancient ceramic grooves are the words Jesus spake when he raised Lazarus from the dead.…