Season 8

Moebius: Part 2

O'Neill: What do I do? Dr. Carter: Sit down. {He sits}. O'Neill: Now what? Dr. Jackson: You're supposed to have the ability to fly this thing. Dr. Carter: With your mind! Hammond: Are you absolutely certain about them, Colonel? O'Neill: No sir. Hammond: Good luck. And godspeed. McKay: I give this no more than a…

Moebius: Part 1

Carter: What is it? Jackson: Catherine Langford died last night. O'Neill surveying the delivery: Have you been shopping online lately? Jackson: Holy buckets. This looks like her entire collection. O'Neill: I prefer stamps. Jackson: Jack, we need to talk! Oh! Sorry for interrupting. O'Neill: No! It's okay. It's important. You must interrupt. You must. Jackson:…

Citizen Joe

O'Neill: I just walked in with a whole handful of ingredients for my world famous omelet. Carter: World famous, huh? What's in it? O'Neill: Eggs. Carter: I doubt that that actually qualifies as a recipe. O'Neill: Oh, don't kid yourself. There's a secret ingredient. Can't tell you what it is or I'd have to shoot…

Full Alert

Kinsey (Ronny Cox): You want to take down The Trust. I can help you. O'Neill: I'm sorry, I must have missed an episode. I thought you guys were working together. O'Neill: Kinsey, please. Spare me the diatribe. They kicked you when you were down and you want revenge. It's as simple as that. Teal'c: Is…

It’s Good to Be King

Carter: The Tok'ra have their hands full with more pressing matters. They strongly suggest that we get to Maybourne before the Goa'uld do. Teal'c: If we do not retrieve him, Harry Maybourne faces certain capture. O'Neill remains impassive. Torture. Interrogation. Perhaps even death. O'Neill: Alright, fine. Go get him. Garan: My Lord, our hunting party…

Gemini

O'Neill: Alright, you got our attention. Who are you? Repli-Carter: My name is Samantha Carter. O'Neill: Alright. We've got a little conflict with that statement. We've already got one here. Repli-Carter: There are two of us. O'Neill: If only. Repli-Carter: I was made in Samantha Carter's image. I know what she knows. Feel what she…

Endgame

Technician: Let me ask you something. This late at night, there's not that many people around. Do you get the urge to just dial up the Gate and check out another planet, just for a few minutes? Harriman: That'd be no. Technician: Yeah. Me... me neither. Technician: The Gate's gone. Harriman: I can see that.…

Sacrifices

O'Neill: Fellas! How was the trip? Teal'c: I have been betrayed by those I trusted most. O'Neill: That good, eh? Bra'tac: His mood is foul indeed. Greetings. It is good to see you both. Jackson: Bra'tac, what's going on? Bra'tac: There was a complication. O'Neill: Ishta? Bra'tac: She is well. And as lovely as ever,…

Covenant

Alec Colson (Charles Shaughnessy): As you all know, about five months ago our planet suffered a horrible tragedy. Over two thousand American servicemen and women were killed when a meteor shower disrupted global communications and hit a United States Naval carrier group on maneuvers in the Pacific Ocean. I'm here today to challenge the facts…

Affinity

Colonel Kendrick: You wouldn't return my phonecalls. O'Neill: I was busy. Didn't think it was important. Take your pick. Kendrick: You know as well as I do there's been another incident. When you petitioned the OSI to allow Teal'c to live off base, your request was approved under certain provisions. These provisions have clearly been…

Avatar

O'Neill: How was it? Was it fun? Teal'c: Indeed. You died well in battle, O'Neill. O'Neill: Obviously there's something defective with this thing. Dr. Lee: It's just a simulation. It doesn't have to hurt. Dr. Lee: Hopefully the game will also extrapolate possible solutions and offer them to Teal'c. Well, I mean it'd just be…