Evolution: Part 2

Hammond: A CIA operative in Honduras—Agent Burke—believes he knows where Dr. Jackson and Dr. Lee were taken.
O’Neill: Burke?
Hammond: You know him?
O’Neill: Yes. I do.
Hammond: Anything I should know about him? He’s the only agent down there.
O’Neill: We’re stuck with him regardless, right? {Hammond nods} Nothing you should know about.

O’Neill: I’m going after Daniel.
Carter: Good.
O’Neill: This other mission—
Carter: Shouldn’t be a problem, sir. When do you leave?
O’Neill: Now.
Carter: Good luck.
O’Neill: You too.

Burke (Enrico Colantoni): You don’t look very happy to see me. I’d have given anything to have seen your face when you heard my name. Hey. It’s okay, man. It’s okay.
O’Neill: It’s not okay. I’ve got forty-eight hours to find my friend before he’s killed. Just tell me what you know.
Burke: Okay. All business all the time. I can dig that station.

Burke: How do you like that? The let us fight Cuba from their shores. We get our asses kicked and Cuba gives them the guns. You know we could get shot at by an AK-47 that was fired at the Bay of Pigs attack. {he laughs}
O’Neill: You’ve been down here too long, Burke.

O’Neill: You’re not so gone you don’t understand the need for a clear chain of command, are you?
Burke: You wanna know how gone I am? {he gets up and leaves}

Dr. Lee: I’m sorry. I couldn’t take it. I told them.
Jackson: What? What’d you tell them?
Dr. Lee: Everything.

Siler: How’s that, sir?
Jacob: Pretty good. It reminds me of my old football days.
Siler: They had helmets back in those days, sir?
Jacob: Funny.

Burke: You know, I took an emotional inventory and realized I had some issues. I thought maybe we could put our petty differences aside on this one. You’re gonna need me when this thing goes down, buddy. Come on, give me a chance. I won’t let you down.

Burke: Okay, my name is Burke and I’ll be your guide. Today we’ll be looking at indigenous vegetation of Central America. Watch your step, ladies. We’re not in Minnesota.
O’Neill: Easy.

Rogelio: Save your friends. {O’Neill and Burke stare at him}. Please. They owe me lots of money.
O’Neill and Burke: Uh huh.
Rogelio: I love American gum. Good guys.

Dr. Lee: Shouldn’t we wait until nighttime?
Jackson: I don’t think we have that long.
Dr. Lee: We won’t get a hundred yards before they kill us.
Jackson: Yeah, if we stay they’ll definitely kill us. I saw the short term effects of that device. I know what a sarcophagus does to a person’s sanity and this is far more powerful. I don’t think we want to stick around to find out what long term exposure does.

Burke: What’s with the guy from Evil Dead?
O’Neill: Um…
Burke: Classified?
O’Neill: Yeah.
Burke tickled: You guys are into some crazy crap, man!

Bra’tac: Teal’c, are you hurt?
Teal’c: Indeed.
Bra’tac: Where?
Teal’c: My pride.

Burke: Is that that thing that made that guy do that thing?
Jackson: Yeah. It’s okay, it’s off now.
O’Neill: Good. That’s good.
Lee: At least we think it’s off. It’s not glowing anymore, so…
Jackson: The glowing thing really gives it away. So if it’s not glowing anymore it shouldn’t be on anymore.
Lee: Do you wanna hold it?
Jackson: No. Nope.

O’Neill: Hey. So, nice command.
Carter: We did manage to make it out alive, sir.
O’Neill: There is that. Lunch?