Season 9

Camelot

Carter: Well this certainly looks like a place where Merlin might have lived. Mitchell: I wouldn't get too excited just yet. There could be dozens of villages in the area just like this one. No way to know for sure this is the right one. Jackson: Well there's... that. {indicates a sword in a stone}…

Crusade

Vala: It's funny, Daniel always wanted to get into my pants and now I'm in his. Mitchell: Vala, that's not funny. Vala: Hm? Mitchell: He can't defend himself. Vala: I didn't just drop in to say hello. I have something important to tell you. Vala: A man named Tomin had apparently found me lying unconscious in…

Arthur’s Mantle

Carter: Try picking up that coffee cup. {Mitchell's hand passes through it} Oh boy. We need to find Daniel. Mitchell: Out of phase? What does that mean? Carter: It means we may have shifted to an alternate dimension. Mitchell: And there are an infinite number of alternate dimensions. Carter: No no no. That's alternate realities.…

Off the Grid

Carter: What did you say to them? Mitchell: Look, obviously it didn't go so well. Teal'c: I did advise that you were a most unlikely drug smuggler, Colonel Mitchell. Mitchell: Can we please just fall back to the Gate? Eight Hours Earlier Jackson: What the hell was that? Mitchell: What was what? Carter: We're supposed…

The Fourth Horseman: Part 1

Mitchell: I'm just saying, it's pure ego. Jackson: Pure ego? That level of enlightenment? Arrogance is about pleasure, right? Wallowing in the pride of one's achievement. Mitchell: You don't think getting a whole galaxy to bow down and worship you is something to write home about? Landry: Colonel Carter! I've read your proposal. Carter: And?…

Prototype

Landry: If there's something wrong with this Gate, I want to know what it is before anyone else walks through it. Carter: Yes sir. Landry: Find the problem. Until we do, all Gate activity is shut down. Carter: Huh. Maybe it wasn't our fault. Jackson: I thought it was always our fault. Carter: Instead of…