Beau Bridges

Unending

Teal'c: This vessel does not have a pool. Mitchell: I was talking about the gambling variety. Jackson: I told you to bring something to amuse yourself. I didn't mean me. Or the crew. Vala: They won't believe that it's my birthday. Again. Jackson: Not my problem. Vala: Being stuck on this ship is worse than…

The Shroud

Jackson: Okay, this is not necessary. Mitchell: No offense, but have you looked in the mirror lately? Jackson: ...so I could steal an Ori ship and fly through the supergate with an Ori weapon on board and destroy them. Carter: Okay. Uh. One small flaw in your plan. Jackson: I know. There's a wormhole blocking…

Memento Mori

Three Weeks Earlier Jackson: Dinner tonight is my way of saying thank you. Thank you for proving me right when I said we could take a chance on you. Vala: I don't know what to say. Jackson: Just say what you were going to say before I interrupted. Vala: Okay. I need to use the…

Uninvited

Teal'c: Is General Landry not expecting us at his cabin? Carter: I'll let him know we're going to be delayed a little bit. Vala: I'm sure Colonel Mitchell will be very pleased to hear he's got more special alone time with the General. Landry: Checkmate. Mitchell: Yup. Too good for me, sir. Landry: Pandering to…

Insiders

Ba'al: At last. The welcoming committee. Mitchell: Has he said anything? Landry: Only that he won't talk to anybody but SG-1. Carter: Lucky us. Landry: Franky I'm inclined to let him rot. Mitchell: That's all right, sir. We'll talk to him. After all he did come all this way. Teal'c: You are suggesting that Ba'al…

Morpheus

Morpheus Vala is off to use Jackson's computer to study for her psych test Jackson: I said no. And you can't access it without my password! Vala: Already got it, thanks! Landry: You can't cram for a psychiatric evaluation. Vala: That's what they want you to think. Teal'c suddenly stops Mitchell: What is it? Teal'c:…

Crusade

Vala: It's funny, Daniel always wanted to get into my pants and now I'm in his. Mitchell: Vala, that's not funny. Vala: Hm? Mitchell: He can't defend himself. Vala: I didn't just drop in to say hello. I have something important to tell you. Vala: A man named Tomin had apparently found me lying unconscious in…

Arthur’s Mantle

Carter: Try picking up that coffee cup. {Mitchell's hand passes through it} Oh boy. We need to find Daniel. Mitchell: Out of phase? What does that mean? Carter: It means we may have shifted to an alternate dimension. Mitchell: And there are an infinite number of alternate dimensions. Carter: No no no. That's alternate realities.…