Landry: Since the second team came back from the right planet at the scheduled time, it's safe to assume that they're the real SG-1. Dr. Lam: Okay. Then who's the other team and where did they come from? Landry: Exactly. Carter: The multiverse theory of quantum physics posits the existence of parallel universes. An infinite…

Hammond: You may find that we're not all as giddy as you are about this project, Mr. Bregman. Emmett Bregman (Saul Rubinek): "Giddy"? I, uh... Well I'm personally and professionally excited—excited to be here, General. I haven't been giddy since, well, you don't want to know about that. Hammond: I think it fair to warn…

Jackson: Who are you? What is this place? Teal'c: That is not Daniel Jackson. Hammond: But is he a Gou'ald? Dr. Fraiser: No, sir. Although at the moment he's every bit as arrogant. Hammond: Well then is Dr. Jackson suffering from some sort of mental illness? Dr. Fraiser: I honestly don't know, sir. His preliminary…

Fraiser: The staff blast hit you directly in the symbiote pouch. If you weren't on tretonin... Teal'c: I would be dead. Ironic. Fraiser: Well. You're not out of the woods yet. Teal'c: Woods? Teal'c: Ryac is with Bra'tac. They are attempting to recruit rebel Jaffa. I have not heard from them and do not expect…

Dr. Fraiser: I've never heard of a Jaffa fainting before, let alone you. Teal'c: I did not faint, Dr. Fraiser. Carter: Sorry Teal'c, but you did. One minute I was talking to you about the upcoming mission and the next you were laying flat on your back. Carter: Maybe you were just bored with what…

Malek: This is the base of the Tau'ri. Why are there Jaffa? Carter: Rebel warriors. Malek: Jaffa who have turned against the Goa'uld. I did not realize their ranks had grown to such a number. Carter: Hundreds more are operating as a fifth column among the Goa'uld. O'Neill: Just like you. Carter: Many of these…

Jonas Quinn (Corin Nemec): How long is this going to take? Dr. Osbourne (Bruce Harwood): A couple days, maybe more. Why? Jonas: Long range weather forecast doesn't look good. Carter: Bit of a weather freak. Dr. Francine Michaels: He'll love it here. Dr. Fraiser: Do you have any guess about her age? Dr. Michaels: Hm,…

O'Neill: I've seen this movie. It hits Paris. Jackson: Well one of our allies will help. Carter: I hope you're right. Otherwise in eleven days and sixteen hours, all life on Earth will be wiped out. O'Neill: ...and after that I kind of lost my temper. Hammond: What exactly does that mean? Jackson: Let's just…

Cassandra: Dominic's waiting. Dr. Janet Fraiser: Fine. invite him in. I'm sure he'd love have a piece of the birthday cake that Sam went to all the trouble to bake. Carter: Buy. Dr. Fraiser: Bring. Cassandra: Mom. Dr. Fraiser: I'm here. Cassandra: I couldn't finish the harvest. Dr. Fraiser: That's okay. Cassandra: I have to…

O'Neill: How long? Jackson: For what? O'Neill: All of it. How long? Jackson: Uh well. Days. Weeks. Months, maybe, of meticulous, tedious boring... you know, tediousness. {Jack and Teal'c walk away} Uh... I could just keeping working now. By lunch at least. O'Neill: Carter, any idea what this thing is yet? Carter: No sir. But…

Teal'c: It is good to see you, O'Neill. O'Neill: You too. Teal'c: You appear to be well. O'Neill: Well. Forget appearances. The back's gone, the knee's shot. Forget curling. You? Teal'c: I am well again. O'Neill: So I hear. Welcome back. Teal'c: I once again pledge to you my allegiance. And ask your forgiveness for…

Carter: They said it isn't either one of us. We just have to keep trying. Ambassador Joseph Faxon (Christopher Cousins): I don't mind trying. I just, I thought we'd be working on our second child by now. Carter: Me too. Joe: Maybe we should get a second opinion. Carter: The Aschen are hundreds of years…

O'Neill: Tuesday doesn't work for the President. [...] Jackson: The President means no disrespect but he has to appear before Congress on Tuesday and there's no way to make up an excuse to get out of that. O'Neill: Wednesday? How's Wednesday? Martouf and Anise argue about the Za'tarc technology O'Neill: Excuse me! Do we or…

Carter: Normally neutrinos pass right through ordinary matter, no matter how dense. I mean something like five million billion just passed through you. O'Neill: No matter how dense? Jackson: That's a crystal skull. Carter: How do you know? Jackson: Because it's exactly like the one found in 1971 in Belize. By my grandfather. Jackson: No…