Fail Safe

O’Neill: I’ve seen this movie. It hits Paris.

Jackson: Well one of our allies will help.
Carter: I hope you’re right. Otherwise in eleven days and sixteen hours, all life on Earth will be wiped out.

O’Neill: …and after that I kind of lost my temper.
Hammond: What exactly does that mean?
Jackson: Let’s just say Jack made a reference to Freyr’s mother.
Hammond: We’ll discuss your diplomatic shortcomings later.

O’Neill: “Assume there isn’t one” what?
Carter: Recall device.
O’Neill: The X-301? That was you guys?
Tech Guy: Well you have to admit it performed beautifully right up to the point where you and Teal’c were sent into deep space.

Tech Guy 2: I think I speak for about six billion people when I say, “good luck.”
Carter: You too. {they go to leave}
O’Neill: I’m gonna want to talk to you guys.

Jackson: I’m confident.
O’Neill: Me too.
Teal’c: As am I.

O’Neill: What was that?
Teal’c: I’m having difficulties with the sublight engines.
O’Neill: Yes you are.

Carter: Sublight drive is down.
Teal’c: As are shields and communication.
Jackson: A lot easier to list what is working.
O’Neill: Bomb?
Carter: It’s good to go, sir. If it comes right down to it, we can detonate it right here. What’s our position?
Jackson: Well, personally, I’m against it. If you want to know where the ship is, we’re about five meters above the surface at the bottom of the crater.

Hammond: Shouldn’t you be off world by now?
Dr. Fraiser: I’m leaving with the next group, sir. Your name isn’t on the list.
Hammond: That’s correct.
Dr. Fraiser: May I ask why?
Hammond: If that asteroid hits, the only chance for the survival of the human race will rest with the Alpha site. We’ve limited their numbers because they’ll have limited resources.

O’Neill: Hey kids. How’re ya feeling?
Jackson: Not bad under the circumstances.
O’Neill: That’s great. Let’s go.

O’Neill: Oh come on! We came, we saw, we planted a bomb. We had a little fun with a meteor shower. It’s a great story. Isn’t it?

Carter: Sir, the asteroid’s core is composed almost entirely of naquadah.
O’Neill: Of course it is.

Carter: …Now find the wires leading from the timer to the detonator and cut the red one.
O’Neill: Carter. They’re all yellow.

O’Neill: You wanna ride an asteroid through Earth?
Jackson: Yeah.

O’Neill: Carter. I can see my house.