Season 5

Revelations

Osiris: Our days of bowing to the Asgard are finally over. Carter: So what are we supposed to do, keep working like nothing happened? Hammond: I understand how you feel. Carter: With all due respect, sir, I don't even understand how I feel. We didn't even have a memorial service. Hammond: We're not even sure…

The Sentinel

O'Neill: The rat bastard. Jackson: I thought he came across as very nice. O'Neill: The voice behind the camera. Col. Grieves: The device is way too complicated for you to try and repair without us. And you already know that, or you wouldn't be here. Lt. Kershaw: I feel better just knowing there's an archaeologist…

Menace

Carter: There's a pulse. Jackson: It has a heartbeat? O'Neill: It has a heart? Jackson: I don't think she knows she's a robot. O'Neill: Okay, how is that possible? Jackson: Well the last time your consciousness was copied into a robot you didn't figure it out right away. Hammond: Dr. Jackson, what have you learned?…

The Warrior

O'Neill: Deliverance. Do you have any idea what happened to the guys in that movie? Bra'tac: I do not. Hammond: Master Bra'tac, I hope your faith in this man is well-deserved. Bra'tac: I would stake my life on it. O'Neill: Ours too, apparently. O'Neill about the P90: We've used it to win just about every…

Fail Safe

O'Neill: I've seen this movie. It hits Paris. Jackson: Well one of our allies will help. Carter: I hope you're right. Otherwise in eleven days and sixteen hours, all life on Earth will be wiped out. O'Neill: ...and after that I kind of lost my temper. Hammond: What exactly does that mean? Jackson: Let's just…

Summit

Osiris: You waste my time. Zipacna: You misunderstand. I'm not asking you to serve me. I must regret that I am merely an emissary for a much more powerful Goa'uld. One whom you once knew well. Osiris: Of whom do you speak? Zipacna: Anubis. O'Neill: It's always "suicide mission this, save the planet that." Nobody…

Wormhole Extreme

Jackson: Well that looked... familiar. O'Neill: I don't see it. Hammond: Plausible deniability. In the event of a future breach of security we'll be able to point to this television program. That is if it stays on the air. Martin Lloyd (Willie Garson): Okay, scene 23 takes place on another planet. So do you think…

2001

O'Neill: Break out the fishing gear, General. Our job here is done. Hammond: I take it your mission was successful. Carter: In a word, sir: Yes. O'Neill: In two words... Yes, sir. Hammond: Your initial report said the Volians were a simple agrarian society. O'Neill: That they are. Jackson: The Volians introduced us to another…

The Tomb

O'Neill: How hard could it be? Jackson: It's a dead language. I doubt anyone's even stood here for three thousands years. Carter: I wouldn't be too sure about that. O'Neill: Whatcha got there? Carter: Empty pack of cigarettes. In Russian. Jackson: If they went through the Gate before everyone at the Russian base was killed…