O'Neill: You know maybe it's just me, but I always thought when one got some leave one actually left. O'Neill: Land of sky blue waters... loofahs... "Ya sure, you betcha, snookums"... mosquitoes... {he beams out} Home of the loons... Thor: Under my command, the Beliskner was called into battle against an enemy we have named…

Carter: Normally neutrinos pass right through ordinary matter, no matter how dense. I mean something like five million billion just passed through you. O'Neill: No matter how dense? Jackson: That's a crystal skull. Carter: How do you know? Jackson: Because it's exactly like the one found in 1971 in Belize. By my grandfather. Jackson: No…

Teal'c: What has transpired? Bra'tac: Chulak was attacked. By Apophis. O'Neill: Son of a bitch! Teal'c: Apophis must have transported off of Sokar's ship before it exploded. O'Neill: Somebody's gotta teach that guy how to die. Bra'tac: The Goa'uld fear and despise Kheb. They forbade anyone from speaking of it long ago. O'Neill: Scary stories…

Nyan: Mallin, I think we found the Gateway. Mallin: There is no Gateway. That is Optrican legend. Nyan: Well then how do you explain this? Mallin: This could be very dangerous, Nyan. Do you realize what this could mean. Nyan: It would mean we were wrong. And the Optricans were right. Nyan: Mallin, come back!…

Jackson: Your Eminence, our government has asked us to return to Tollana to arrange formal diplomatic relations with your people. High Chancellor Travell: Consider it done. You are, after all, the people who saved us from the Goa'uld. Jackson: Thank you. Yes. Well. In that spirit we'd like to arrange for a trade. High Chancellor…

Harriman: They say you've come through the stone ring. Hard thing to ask a man to believe. O'Neill: I know what you mean. Harriman: On the third day we could take no more. We fled to the stone ring. Where it used to be. O'Neill: Used to be? Hammond: That was our last shot, people.…

Carter: The probe indicates sustainable atmosphere. The temperature's seventy-eight degrees fahrenheit, barometric pressure is normal. Jackson: No obvious signs of civilization. Carter: P4X-884 looks like an untouched paradise, sir. Teal'c: Appearances may be deceiving. O'Neill: One man's ceiling is another man's floor. Jackson: A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell. O'Neill: Never run with…

O'Neill: So. Who's on trial? Jackson: -ad. O'Neill: Triad... al. Narim: The decision that the Triad must reach is of great concern to a friend of yours. He is an Abydonian by the name of Skaara. O'Neill: What? Carter: So you built that Stargate? Narim: Yes. Jackson: Way smarter than we are. O'Neill: Ours is…

Fraiser: Loosen your belt please, Colonel. O'Neill: How's a needle in my butt gonna get water out of my ear? O'Neill: Listen, really jam it in this time, okay? Fraiser: It must have something to do with the alien symbiote within him. It took an extremely large dose just to sedate him in the first…

O'Neill: You do understand we're not too happy to see you. Apophis: Your insolence is amusing to my ears. Apophis: You used this to access the memories of Jolinar left in your mind. That is the only way you could have known how to escape. I will use it to get you to tell me…

Gate Tech: Receiving GDO transmission. It's the Tok'ra, sir. O'Neill: Open the iris. {to Sam} Maybe it's dad. Carter: Maybe. Carter: It's my father. Martouf (J.R. Bourne): I'm afraid he's been captured by Sokar. Carter: Oh my god. Martouf: As far as we know, he is still alive. Carter: As far as you know? Martouf:…

O'Neill: Anybody get the feeling these folks don't do a lot of travelling? Orner (Jason Gray-Stanford): Where did you come from? How'd you get in here? O'Neill: Door was open. Is there anyone around here who might be considered... in charge? Orner: Me. Show me your papers. Jackson: We don't have any papers. We're travellers.…

Carter: We were on P8X-873. We were freeing the Abydonians whom the Goa'uld had taken as slaves. O'Neill: Kasuf sent for us. Jackson: Sha're was there. Carter: Yeah. O'Neill: She's dead, Daniel. I'm sorry. Jackson: How? Teal'c: It is I who am responsible. I was forced to fire upon and terminate the life of Sha're.…

O'Neill: That UAV needs a swift kick in the CPU. SG-11: Identify yourself! O'Neill: Colonel Jack O'Neill, SG-1. SG-11: Which quadrant? O'Neill: What? SG-X Member: Boy are you guys gonna get it. O'Neill: Get what? From whom? SG-X Member: You can't talk! O'Neill: Why not? SG-X Member: Because you're dead. O'Neill: Dead? SG-X Member: Pretending…

Jackson: Most Goa'uld that we've encountered that have enslaved ancient human populations have taken on roles of other culture’s deities. Ra, Apophis, Hathor, from the Egyptian pantheon— O'Neill: Yeah yeah yeah. We got it. Jackson: Well if these people were already Christians when they were taken from Earth It suggests that this Goa'uld is playing—…