Fred Willard

Family Ties

Mitchell to Siler: They cancelled it? Really? I didn't even know a new season had started. Jacek (Fred Willard): Sweetheart! How is life treating you? Vala: Certainly better than you ever did. Carter: Arkad is dead. Jacek: Well he may be dead, but the threat he set in motion still exists. Take your time, there's…

Oh, So You Have a Boyfriend

Steven on the phone: It sure seemed like it took a long time. I don't know, about maybe two and a half minutes or so. Lloyd looks disgusted Lloyd: You don't have a girlfriend, Steven. You slept with a girl. Big difference. Steven: Yeah but it's different, 'cause we kind of share a bond, you…

Season 10

Lard of the Dance Homer: Marge, if you don't mind I'm a little busy now achieving financial independence. Marge: Through cans of grease? Homer: No. Through savings and wise investment. Of course with grease! Lisa: These are for pierced ears. Sherri: Yeah, aren't they great? Terri: Alex did ours. Alex Whitney (Lisa Kudrow): Yeah, all…

Celebrity Guests

Season 1 Homer: Is that a good siren? Am I approved? Cowboy Bob (A. Brooks): You ever known a siren to be good? No, Mr. Simpson, it's not. It's a bad siren. That's the computer in case I went blind telling me, "Sell the vehicle to this fellah and you're out of business." Cowboy Bob:…