Stephen Colbert

Season 19

He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs I will not wait twenty years to make another movie Mr. Burns: I guess this is the end. I just wish I'd spent more time at the office. Mr. Burns: And just so you know, she’ll do anything for you. Anything except sex! And I do mean “anything”.…

Celebrity Guests

Season 1 Homer: Is that a good siren? Am I approved? Cowboy Bob (A. Brooks): You ever known a siren to be good? No, Mr. Simpson, it's not. It's a bad siren. That's the computer in case I went blind telling me, "Sell the vehicle to this fellah and you're out of business." Cowboy Bob:…