Eric Idle

Season 18

The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer Lisa: Otto, Bart won't give me a seat. Otto: You know I can deal with your problem or I can rock out. But I cannot do both! Otto: That's not a song. Real songs are about deals with the devil and far off lands where you…

Season 14

Treehouse of Horror XIII Homer: Now, before I abandon you in this cornfield, does anyone remember the way home? Homer clone: I do. Homer shoots the clone. Homer: Anybody else? Another clone raises his hand. Homer shoots him. Homer: Anybody else? Come on. Another clone raises his hand and gets shot. Homer: Okay, everyone out.…

Celebrity Guests

Season 1 Homer: Is that a good siren? Am I approved? Cowboy Bob (A. Brooks): You ever known a siren to be good? No, Mr. Simpson, it's not. It's a bad siren. That's the computer in case I went blind telling me, "Sell the vehicle to this fellah and you're out of business." Cowboy Bob:…

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

England 932 A.D. First Swallow-Savvy Guard  Where'd you get the coconuts? King Arthur  We found them. First Swallow-Savvy Guard  Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical. King Arthur  What do you mean? First Swallow-Savvy Guard  Well this is a temperate zone. King Arthur  The Swallow may fly south with the sun. Or the House Martin or the Plover may seek warmer…

Monty Python’s Flying Circus

Announcer  And now for something completely different. Commentator  This morning, shortly after eleven o'clock, comedy struck this little house in Dibley Road. Sudden. Violent. Comedy. Rustic Shepherd  It is my belief that these sheep are labouring under the misapprehension that they're birds. Observe their behaviour. Take for a start the sheeps' tendency to hop about the field on…