John Cleese

Monty Python and the Holy Grail


England 932 A.D. First Swallow-Savvy Guard  Where'd you get the coconuts? King Arthur  We found them. First Swallow-Savvy Guard  Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical. King Arthur  What do you mean? First Swallow-Savvy Guard  Well this is a temperate zone. King Arthur  The Swallow may fly south with the sun. Or the House Martin or the Plover may seek warmer…

Monty Python’s Flying Circus


Announcer  And now for something completely different. Commentator  This morning, shortly after eleven o'clock, comedy struck this little house in Dibley Road. Sudden. Violent. Comedy. Rustic Shepherd  It is my belief that these sheep are labouring under the misapprehension that they're birds. Observe their behaviour. Take for a start the sheeps' tendency to hop about the field on…