Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes Homer: Now let's think about this. If you shoot me I won't be able to stop you and you'll be free to go. BUT! Someone may come after you. Probably not, given your reputation for shooting people who come after you. What I'm trying to say is, not shooting me…

Season 1 Homer: Is that a good siren? Am I approved? Cowboy Bob (A. Brooks): You ever known a siren to be good? No, Mr. Simpson, it's not. It's a bad siren. That's the computer in case I went blind telling me, "Sell the vehicle to this fellah and you're out of business." Cowboy Bob:…