Jackie Mason

Season 15


Treehouse of Horror XIV Grampa ignited by a flaming log: I'm still cold. Marge: Would everyone please stop fighting and burning. Kang: Pathetic humans! They're showing a Halloween episode. In November! Kodos: Who's still thinking about Halloween? We've already got our Christmas decorations up. Bart: Please don't take me! Take Milhouse. We all know there's…

Season 3


Stark Raving Dad I am not a dentist Homer: Marge, I can't wear a pink shirt to work. Everybody wears white shirts. I'm not popular enough to be different. Mr. Burns: Spare me the tiresome antics of the Simpson family! Lisa: Meditations on Turning Eight by Lisa Simpson I had a cat named Snowball. She…

Celebrity Guests


Season 1 Homer: Is that a good siren? Am I approved? Cowboy Bob (A. Brooks): You ever known a siren to be good? No, Mr. Simpson, it's not. It's a bad siren. That's the computer in case I went blind telling me, "Sell the vehicle to this fellah and you're out of business." Cowboy Bob:…