Jon Lovitz

Season 15

Treehouse of Horror XIV Grampa ignited by a flaming log: I'm still cold. Marge: Would everyone please stop fighting and burning. Kang: Pathetic humans! They're showing a Halloween episode. In November! Kodos: Who's still thinking about Halloween? We've already got our Christmas decorations up. Bart: Please don't take me! Take Milhouse. We all know there's…

Season 13

Treehouse of Horror XII Gypsy: You've ruined me! Oh why didn't I see this coming! Homer: Leprechauns? Don't they live in Ireland? Moe: Yeah, but they come over here in the wheel wells of Aer Lingus jets. They try the Dennis Miller Ultrahouse 3000 Voice: Lisa: Isn't the the voice that caused all those suicides?…

Season 6

Bart of Darkness Beans are neither fruit nor musical Bart: Look, Lisa. I snatched five bathing suits. All Martin's. Lisa: Take your best shot! I'm wearing seventeen layers. {the kids attack} I brought this on myself. Lisa: Dad, as you know, we've been swimming. And we've developed a taste for it. We both agree that…

Season 4

Season 4 Kamp Krusty This punishment is not boring and pointless Miss Hoover: Here are your final report cards. I have nothing left to say to any of you. So if nobody minds let’s just quietly run out the clock. Teacher as the kids rush out with the bell: Wait a minute! You didn't learn…

Season 2

Bart Gets an F I will not encourage others to fly. Mrs. Krabappel: There were moments when I truly believed you were Hemingway. Bravo, Martin. Martin Prince: Oh please. Call me Papa. Mrs. Krabappel: Bart, did you read the book? Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, I am insulted! Is this a book report or witch hunt? I…

Celebrity Guests

Season 1 Homer: Is that a good siren? Am I approved? Cowboy Bob (A. Brooks): You ever known a siren to be good? No, Mr. Simpson, it's not. It's a bad siren. That's the computer in case I went blind telling me, "Sell the vehicle to this fellah and you're out of business." Cowboy Bob:…