Marcia Wallace

Season 26

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Clown in the Dumps Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately my dad doesn’t die Krusty: My only comfort is the roast is over and will only be shown four times a day for the rest of all time. Therapist Pickles: So, what brings you here? And don't say, "Clown car." Krusty: I'm a sad, tragic clown! Like whats-his-name. Liberace. Krusty:…

Season 25

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Homerland 25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment? Carl: Man I love conventions. Lenny: Yeah, they're the perfect combination of work and binge drinking. Marge: Dear Christian God— Lisa: Hey! Marge: Sorry. Lisa: Bart, why is the dad I always wished for creeping me out? Bart: I don't know. Because you're…

Season 24

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Moonshine River I will not wear white after Labor Day Homer: Nobody likes to be rejected and it never gets easier until you can drink. Because then you can express your unfiltered feelings by drunk dialing. Homer: Son, you can dial down the crazy. Your mother and I talked about it and we found a…

Season 23

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The Falcon and the D'Ohman Tom Colicchio: For your prize, you have won a new kitchen. Which I will now become. {he transforms} Ow! Ow! I miss my Soulpatch. Homer: Wayne, maybe it's the me being still alive talking, but I think you're awesome. Homer: Your voice is so gravelly. Just like Lauren Bacall. Wayne…

Season 22

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Elementary School Musical When I slept in class it was not to help Leo DiCaprio Homer: It's 4am. You kids should have been in bed a half hour ago. Kent Brockman: And now to comment on joining the ranks of Martin Luther King, Gandhi and Desmond Tutu, here's the man who always parks in my…

Season 21

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Homer the Whopper The class hamster isn't just sleeping Bart: Excuse me, I just heard that before Spider-man was a movie, it was a comic book. Is that possible? Movie Exec: Hey! Don't blame us. Brett Ratner had final cut. Comic Book Guy: I'm well aware of who had what cut. Comic Book Guy: You!…

Season 20

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Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes Homer: Now let's think about this. If you shoot me I won't be able to stop you and you'll be free to go. BUT! Someone may come after you. Probably not, given your reputation for shooting people who come after you. What I'm trying to say is, not shooting me…

Season 19

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He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs I will not wait twenty years to make another movie Mr. Burns: I guess this is the end. I just wish I'd spent more time at the office. Mr. Burns: And just so you know, she’ll do anything for you. Anything except sex! And I do mean “anything”.…

Season 18

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The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer Lisa: Otto, Bart won't give me a seat. Otto: You know I can deal with your problem or I can rock out. But I cannot do both! Otto: That's not a song. Real songs are about deals with the devil and far off lands where you…

Season 17

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Bonfire of the Manatees Does any kid still do this anymore? Homer: Alright. You can shoot your gay adult film at my house. Fat Tony: I didn't say anything about gay. Homer: I thought you guys were the gay mafia. Elf: Welcome to Santa's Village where it's Christmas everyday. Closed on Christmas. Homer: Look, we've been…

Season 16

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Treehouse of Horror XV Bart: Am I the only one here who's in horrible pain? Homer: You're the only one who won't shut up about it! Flanders: Concussion diddly... hemorrhage doodly... injury bodily... Flanders: What the Family Circus! A second premonition came to fruition. Lord, why have you given me these unholy visions of doom?…

Season 15

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Treehouse of Horror XIV Grampa ignited by a flaming log: I'm still cold. Marge: Would everyone please stop fighting and burning. Kang: Pathetic humans! They're showing a Halloween episode. In November! Kodos: Who's still thinking about Halloween? We've already got our Christmas decorations up. Bart: Please don't take me! Take Milhouse. We all know there's…

Season 14

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Treehouse of Horror XIII Homer: Now, before I abandon you in this cornfield, does anyone remember the way home? Homer clone: I do. Homer shoots the clone. Homer: Anybody else? Another clone raises his hand. Homer shoots him. Homer: Anybody else? Come on. Another clone raises his hand and gets shot. Homer: Okay, everyone out.…

Season 13

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Treehouse of Horror XII Gypsy: You've ruined me! Oh why didn't I see this coming! Homer: Leprechauns? Don't they live in Ireland? Moe: Yeah, but they come over here in the wheel wells of Aer Lingus jets. They try the Dennis Miller Ultrahouse 3000 Voice: Lisa: Isn't the the voice that caused all those suicides?…

Season 12

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Treehouse of Horror XI Homer: Who cut out Beetle Bailey? I need my Miss Buxley fix. Marge: I don't like you ogling her! Why don't you read Cathy? She's hilarious. Homer: Eh. Too much baggage. Homer: Snakes. Nature's quitter. Homer: That horoscope was baloney. Nothing happened except for the pickaxe in my head, the rattlesnake…