Treehouse of Horror XV Bart: Am I the only one here who's in horrible pain? Homer: You're the only one who won't shut up about it! Flanders: Concussion diddly... hemorrhage doodly... injury bodily... Flanders: What the Family Circus! A second premonition came to fruition. Lord, why have you given me these unholy visions of doom?…

Steven on the phone: It sure seemed like it took a long time. I don't know, about maybe two and a half minutes or so. Lloyd looks disgusted Lloyd: You don't have a girlfriend, Steven. You slept with a girl. Big difference. Steven: Yeah but it's different, 'cause we kind of share a bond, you…