Season 4

The Shake Up

Summer: Look, I know you've never had a birthday party before—let alone been to one—but people usually get presents for their birthday. So will you please tell me what you want. Taylor: Okay, honestly. I want Ryan to ask me to go to Berkeley with him next year. Summer: Okay. I was thinking more along…

The French Connection

Ryan: Wow. I had no idea I was under surveillance. Taylor: Yeah. Clockin' your every move. Taylor: What is this book? Book Seller: It's A Season for Peaches. It's the bestseller from France. The English translation came in today. Taylor: Okay. What's it about? Book Seller: Kind of like Bridges of Madison County meets The…

The My Two Dads

Taylor: You got engaged? Oh my god! Why didn't you say something sooner? Summer: Denial. Taylor: Hm. How romantic. Summer: Taylor, I can not break it off. You should have seen his face when he asked me. He's never been that sincere in his entire life. Usually everything he says is laced with irony and…

The Chrismukk-huh?

Sandy: Kirsten. Summer: What happened? Kirsten: Taylor and Ryan, they were hanging decorations and I guess the ladder fell. Seth: What did the doctor say? Kirsten: Well, they said apparently there's no serious injury. We just have to wait for them wake up. Taylor: Ryan? Is that you? Ryan: Taylor? You know me? Taylor: Oh…

The Cold Turkey

Sandy comforting Kirsten: It's Thanksgiving. You just watch, this family's going to come together for the holidays. It's what we Cohens do. Volchok (Cam Gigandet): Thanks for coming. To be honest with you, I didn't know where else to go. I hitched a ride into town. Slept on the beach last night— Sandy: I'm not…

The Gringos

Seth: Can't let you go. Ryan: It's not really your choice. Seth: So what? Then you're just going to find Volchok and either kill him or get yourself killed? That's insane. Ryan: This conversation’s over. {Seth jumps into the Jeep} What— what are you doing? Seth: I'm coming with you. It's not like you're leaving…