1987 Young Shawn: Sorry, Dad, we were just checking out that super cop. Henry: Shawn, that is not a super cop. That guy is a bounty hunter. Young Shawn: What's that, a cop with a cooler name? Henry: He's not cool, Shawn. He's a nuisance. He's a privately-hired half-criminal operating outside of the law. Present…
Summer: Not that I don't want to play Pictionary by candlelight and raid Taylor's apocalypse kit. I think we should just go to your house. Seth: Okay. But I'm still awaiting news on Pancakes. Kaitlin (Willa Holland): Look, I understand why you keep on calling Summer and the Cohens, but why Frank? I mean weren't…
Summer: Look, I know you've never had a birthday party before—let alone been to one—but people usually get presents for their birthday. So will you please tell me what you want. Taylor: Okay, honestly. I want Ryan to ask me to go to Berkeley with him next year. Summer: Okay. I was thinking more along…
Taylor: I don't get it. Ryan hasn't been to see you at all? Frank (Kevin Sorbo): Well I left a message with him when I switched hotels. Told him I was here, in case he wanted to see me, but so far no luck. Taylor, don't mind me asking, what are you doing here? Taylor:…
Taylor: You got engaged? Oh my god! Why didn't you say something sooner? Summer: Denial. Taylor: Hm. How romantic. Summer: Taylor, I can not break it off. You should have seen his face when he asked me. He's never been that sincere in his entire life. Usually everything he says is laced with irony and…
Julie: I'm not questioning the fantasy, Spencer. We've all imagined doing it with a delivery boy. I am questioning whether we should be paying for the pizza. It's starting to add up. Spencer (Brandon Quinn): We're running a male prostitution ring, Julie. Pizza's the cost of business. Sandy: Ryan's putting together a cooler for Vegas.…