Kevin Sorbo

Bounty Hunters!

1987 Young Shawn: Sorry, Dad, we were just checking out that super cop. Henry: Shawn, that is not a super cop. That guy is a bounty hunter. Young Shawn: What's that, a cop with a cooler name? Henry: He's not cool, Shawn. He's a nuisance. He's a privately-hired half-criminal operating outside of the law. Present…

The Shake Up

Summer: Look, I know you've never had a birthday party before—let alone been to one—but people usually get presents for their birthday. So will you please tell me what you want. Taylor: Okay, honestly. I want Ryan to ask me to go to Berkeley with him next year. Summer: Okay. I was thinking more along…

The My Two Dads

Taylor: You got engaged? Oh my god! Why didn't you say something sooner? Summer: Denial. Taylor: Hm. How romantic. Summer: Taylor, I can not break it off. You should have seen his face when he asked me. He's never been that sincere in his entire life. Usually everything he says is laced with irony and…