Gossip Girl: Good morning, Upper East Siders. Or is it? We hear a certain future royal has had more than one rude awakening this week. Dorota: Uh oh. Mr. Chuck in dream again. Blair: When Chuck's in them they're all nightmares. Dorota: What he do now? Blair: Behave like a perfect gentleman. Which makes him…
Gossip Girl: They say the road of life is long and winding. So it's important to mark the milestones along the way. from picking your bridesmaids—. Dorota: So many minions. How are you ever going to decide? Blair: Tryouts begin after breakfast. Diana (Liz Hurley): Nate. Can I add one more thing to your to…
Gossip Girl: On the Upper East Side, it's not what you say that determines who you are. It's what you do. Blair: I hope they take it well. Nothing matters more than our child being born into a big happy family. Louis (Hugo Becker): Are you ready? Gossip Girl: Whether you're making a big announcement...…
Dan: Quick question: how big can my head get before it explodes? Alessandra (Marina Squerciati): Half the buys are probably Upper East Siders dying to see if they're in it. Dan: Yeah. Some of my friends might feel they are. Alessandra: They're coming tonight, right? Dan: To the book party? No. I haven't exactly mentioned…
Gossip Girl: They say the only way to conquer your fear is face what you fear the most. You must walk into the belly of the beast. And risk the possibility of failure. But try to hide from your fear, and you risk it swallowing you whole. Blair: Go away! I'm preparing for my interview…
Gossip Girl: Rise and shine, Upper East Siders. It's time for your annual checkup. Lucky for you, doctors take their confidentiality seriously around here. Blair: Are you sure this doctor is reputable? Your prenatal care is imperative. Dorota: You never care about my womb before. Doctor (Antony Hagopian): You two should work this out. Dorota…
Serena: Well at least now we know why Charlie's been acting so unbalanced. Vanessa (Jessica Szohr): Yeah. Because she is. Serena: You know this isn't her fault. She needs help. The last time that this happened she ended up wandering through the snow in her bare feet. Vanessa: Yeah. After she Single White Female'd her…
Gossip Girl: Once upon a time in the land called Upper East, a beautiful girl met a beast. Gossip Girl: But while the beast locked himself in a tower of ennui, the girl found herself a prince. His name? Blair: If you'll excuse me, there's a tart in my room I'd rather attend to. Serena:…
Gossip Girl: Diamonds are a girl's best friend. But ask any Upper East Side girl to show you her most prized possession and we bet the box is Vivier. Not Cartier. Serena: Hey Mom. We're back from our tour of the best pastry shops in Manhattan. Charlie (Kaylee DeFer): I did a Linzer tart taste…
Reporter: The van der Woodsen family is no stranger to the tabloids, but this time it appears the mother of all scandals surrounds the mother. Sources say that Lily Humphrey could be facing up to ten years in prison for forgery and obstruction of justice. That means her big lavish lifestyle— Blair: Turn that off!…
