Summer, Kind of Wonderful The story continues... Eric: If it's Apology Time you're about three months too late. And let me guess, you want something. Jenny: Um, yeah. Does it help if the new me just answered that honestly? Eric: Not really. Eric: “How well do you know Blair Waldorf?” is kind of boring for…

Summer, Kind of Wonderful The story continues... Jeremiah Harris: I read from your favorite chapter. Or did you not notice? Dan: I've read that chapter so many time sometimes I think I wrote it myself. Harris: Speaking of, where's that story of yours? You know, the one your internship requires you turn in. Dan: Yeah,…

Summer, Kind of Wonderful The story continues... Chuck: Girls you don't know how thankful I am to have finally found a use for geometry in my daily life. Serena: This is the first time I've seen you look in the mirror all summer. Here I thought if you did you'd turn to stone. Must be…

Summer, Kind of Wonderful The story continues... Blair: You didn't do anything? All summer? Please don't tell me you just sat around watching The Closer and eating takeout from Nick and Tony's. Serena: No. Della Femina. Blair: The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey is mourning Dan Humphrey. Chuck: You're lying. Blair: I am…

The story continues... Gossip Girl: Unlike the rest of us, sex, lies and scandal never take a vacation. Instead, they take the Long Island Expressway and head east. To the Hamptons. Some would say summer is their busiest season. Think Park Avenue. But with tennis whites and ban de soleil. The players change, but the…

Prêt-à-Poor J Gossip Girl: Every girl fantasizes about finding her Prince Charming. But if that Prince refuses to come... Dorota: You are late. Time for breakfast. Blair: I'll be down in a minute. I just have to finish something. A girl has to take matters into her own hands. Dorota: Don't forget: God always watching,…

Summer, Kind of Wonderful The story continues... Serena: This is the first time I've seen you look in the mirror all summer. Here I thought if you did you'd turn to stone. Must be pretty nervous about something if you're willing to take that risk. Chuck: Ha ha, Sis. I'm on my way out to…

Summer, Kind of Wonderful The story continues... Jenny: As nice as it is that you're encouraging me to get my designs out there, the White Party's like, super-exclusive. I mean summer interns do not get to go. Last year they even turned away Jack Johnson. Rufus: Sounds like a party with taste! Dan: I can't…

Summer, Kind of Wonderful The story continues... Nate: I've been waiting for this all day. Catherine: Are you sure Serena's still okay covering for you? She was totally cold. Nate: Oh, she's totally fine. Catherine: But you haven't told her anything? Nate: She knows that I'm seeing someone that I'm not ready to introduce just…

Serena: Hey Dan. I've been trying to reach you all night. I know it's early... or late if you haven't slept like me. But um, I'm pretty sure after this message I will have officially filled your voicemail so I... I'm coming over. Lily: Oh my. god. Rufus: Oh my god. Lily: What? Rufus: I…

Gossip Girl: In our modern age, when you call someone and can't find them you can be pretty sure they'll get the message. But if they don't call you back, it usually means they don't want to be found. Rufus: I don't know if you know this, but you can be a pretty judgmental guy.…

Gossip Girl: Spotted: Jenny Humphrey wading in the Met fountain, fishing for change. Blair Waldorf seen dallying with an off-duty doorman on Monday night. It looks like the battle between the Queen B and Little J has moved from the streets to the blogs. Who's sending this debasing dish? I have a feeling. Blair: A…

Gossip Girl: There are three things we do alone: we are born, we die, and if we're a high school junior headed for college, we take the SATs. And while the test is said to measure our best traits, preparing for it inevitably brings out the worst. Humility becomes self-doubt. Striving becomes obsession. Some are…

Gossip Girl: Wakey wakey, Upper East Siders. Spring Break is done and I'm starved for a dish. Were you sunning in Crete or sinning in Croatia? Give me the deets. And has anyone spotted our ex-Queen B? Where does the dethroned royalty vacation these days? Dorota Kishlovsky (Zuzanna Szadkowski): Club Bed is over. First day…

Gossip Girl Revealed Kelly Rutherford on Gossip Girl: I know that she's sort of the audience in a way. And yet she could also be any of us on the show. Blake Lively: I hate when people ask me what my favorite outfit is. Because it's so unfair to choose. It's like choosing a favorite…