Gossip Girl

Season 1

Pilot Rufus Humphrey (Matthew Settle): Welcome back. How was your weekend? How's your mom? Jenny Humphrey (Taylor Momsen): She's fine. Dan Humphrey (Penn Badgely): She's good. Jenny: Fine and good. Dan: She's good and... fine. Rufus: Like "maybe I never should have left Manhattan", fine? Or "taking time off from my marriage was the best…

Season 1

Pilot Gossip Girl (Kristen Bell): Hey Upper East Siders. Gossip Girl here. And I have the biggest news ever. One of my many sources, Melanie91, sends us this: "Spotted at Grand Central, bags in hand: Serena van der Woodsen." Was it only a year ago our It Girl mysteriously disappeared for "boarding school"? And just…

Season 1

Pilot Serena: Hey. How are you? Eric van der Woodsen (Connor Paolo): You know. I've been better. Serena: Eric, I know I've been a terrible sister. I'm just so happy to see you. Eric: Must be a lot of rumors why you're back. Serena: Yeah. But none of them mention you. Eric: Just like mom…

Season 1

Pilot Rufus Humphrey (Matthew Settle): Welcome back. How was your weekend? How's your mom? Jenny Humphrey (Taylor Momsen): She's fine. Dan Humphrey (Penn Badgely): She's good. Jenny: Fine and good. Dan: She's good and... fine. Rufus: Like "maybe I never should have left Manhattan", fine? Or "taking time off from my marriage was the best…

Season 1

Pilot Kati Farkas (Nan Zhang): Oh my god! You'll never believe what's on Gossip Girl. Isabel Coates (Nicole Fiscella): Someone saw Serena getting off the train at Grand Central. Chuck Bass (Ed Westwick): Good. Things were getting a little dull around here. Chuck Bass: Serena looked effing hot last night. There's something wrong with that…

Season 1

Pilot Eleanor Waldorf: Blair. If you're going to wear one of my designs tell me so we can at least get it properly fitted. Blair Waldorf (Leighton Meester): Thanks mom. I'll keep that in mind. Blair: I love you, Nate Archibald. Always have, always will. Nate Archibald (Chace Crawford): I love you too. Eleanor at…

Season 1

The Blair Bitch Project Dorota: Club Bed is over. First day back to school. Woman on the Verge Dorota: Miss Serena is here. Lily: So I've heard several times today. Dorota: I know it's not my place, but Miss Serena is [] old days. Lily: What are you trying to say? Dorota: I think you…

Season 1

Pilot Blair: I love you, Nate Archibald. Always have, always will. Nate Archibald (Chace Crawford): I love you too. Eleanor at the door: Blair. It's Serena! Nate: Serena? Blair: Serena's at school. Kiss me. Nate: No, I just heard your mom say she's here. Don't you want to go say hey? Nate: Your mom told…

Season 1

Pilot Rufus Humphrey (Matthew Settle): Welcome back. How was your weekend? How's your mom? Jenny Humphrey (Taylor Momsen): She's fine. Dan Humphrey (Penn Badgely): She's good. Jenny: Fine and good. Dan: She's good and... fine. Rufus: Like "maybe I never should have left Manhattan", fine? Or "taking time off from my marriage was the best…