Gone Maybe Gone Dorota: Form follows function. Dirty Rotten Scandals Doctor: It seems as if you're suffering from severe exhaustion and dehydration. Have you been sleeping? Eating? Blair: Do I look like I've been eating? Don't insult me. Dorota: Miss Blair been running around like Rhesus monkey. She take no moment for eating or sleeping…

Yes, Then Zero Dorota: How about some cold Prosecco to kill the pain. Beauty and the Feast Blair: Are you sure this doctor is reputable? Your prenatal care is imperative. Dorota: You never care about my womb before. Doctor: You two should work this out. Dorota can come back another time. Alone. Blair: I'm sorry.…

The Undergraduates Blair: I don't understand. How can Gossip Girl be down my first day at Columbia? Dorota: Maybe Gossip Girl get kidnapped. Unstable ex-boyfriend lock internet— Blair: Dorota! What did I tell you? No more watching Law and Order: SVU while you're breastfeeding. Goodbye, Columbia Serena: What is going on? Dorota: It's better not…

Dan de Fleurette Blair: Dorota, these martinis taste like tap water. Don't be a Scrooge with the gin. Dorota: Ms. Blair. This not right. Mr. Chuck and I both of the opinion— Blair: And who cares what you and Mr. Chuck think? Rufus Getting Married Serena: Dorota? Dorota: I call the Sonic Youths. They in…

Prêt-à-Poor J Gossip Girl: Every girl fantasizes about finding her Prince Charming. But if that Prince refuses to come... Dorota: You are late. Time for breakfast. Blair: I'll be down in a minute. I just have to finish something. A girl has to take matters into her own hands. Dorota: Don't forget: God always watching,…

Gossip Girl: Wakey wakey, Upper East Siders. Spring Break is done and I'm starved for a dish. Were you sunning in Crete or sinning in Croatia? Give me the deets. And has anyone spotted our ex-Queen B? Where does the dethroned royalty vacation these days? Dorota Kishlovsky (Zuzanna Szadkowski): Club Bed is over. First day…

The Blair Bitch Project Dorota: Club Bed is over. First day back to school. Woman on the Verge Dorota: Miss Serena is here. Lily: So I've heard several times today. Dorota: I know it's not my place, but Miss Serena is [] old days. Lily: What are you trying to say? Dorota: I think you…