Doctor Who

Rise of the Cybermen

Rose: What happened? The Doctor: The Time Vortex, it's gone! That's impossible. It's just gone. The Doctor: She's dead. The TARDIS is dead. Rose: You can fix it? The Doctor: There's nothing to fix. She's perished. The last TARDIS in the Universe, extinct. Rose: We can get help, yeah? The Doctor: Where from? Rose: Well,…

School Reunion

Headmaster Finch (Anthony Stewart Head): You poor child. Poor... thin child. Come inside. It's nearly time for lunch. The Doctor: It's very well-behaved, this place. I thought there would be happy slapping hoodies. Happy slapping hoodies with ASBOs. Happy slapping hoodies with ASBOs and ringtones. {pleased with himself} Yeah? Yeah? Oh yeah! Don't tell me I…

Series 2

School Reunion Mickey: You see what's impressive is it's been nearly an hour since we met her and I still haven't said "I told you so". Rose: I'm not listening to you. Mickey: Though I have prepared a little "I was right" dance I can show you later. Mickey: So what's the deal with the…

Series 2

New Earth Rose: What are you doing? Cassandra (Zoë Wanamaker): The lady's moving on. It's goodbye trampoline and hello Blondie! Novice Hame: Legend says that the Face of Boe has watched the Universe grow old. There's all sorts of superstitions around him. One story says that just before his death the Face of Boe will…

Series 2

New Earth The Doctor: So in the year five billion, the sun expands, the Earth gets roasted. Rose: That was our first date. The Doctor: We had chips. Rose: What's the city called? The Doctor: New New York. Rose: Oh come on. The Doctor: It is. It's the city of New New York. Strictly speaking,…

Series 2

New Earth Rose: So where are we going? The Doctor: Further than we've ever gone before. The Doctor: So in the year five billion, the sun expands, the Earth gets roasted. Rose: That was our first date. The Doctor: We had chips. Rose: Not exactly NHS. The Doctor: No little shop. I like the little…

Christmas Specials

The Christmas Invasion Mickey: Who is he? Where's the Doctor? Rose: That's him. Right in front of you. That's the Doctor. Jackie: What'dya mean that's The Doctor? Doctor who? Rose: I must drive you mad. I'm surprised you don't give up on me. Mickey: Oh that's the thing, isn't it? You can rely on me.…

The Christmas Invasion

Mickey Smith (Noel Clarke): Who is he? Where's the Doctor? Rose: That's him. Right in front of you. That's the Doctor. Jackie Tyler (Camille Coduri): What'dya mean that's The Doctor? Doctor who? Rose: Both working. Jackie: What do you mean both? Rose: He's got two hearts. Jackie: Oh don't be stupid. Anything else he's got…

Christmas Specials

The Christmas Invasion Mickey: Who is he? Where's the Doctor? Rose: That's him. Right in front of you. That's the Doctor. Jackie: What'dya mean that's The Doctor? Doctor who? Rose: Both working. Jackie: What do you mean both? Rose: He's got two hearts. Jackie: Oh don't be stupid. Anything else he's got two of? Rose:…

Christmas Specials

The Christmas Invasion The Doctor: Why is there an apple in my dressing gown? Jackie: Oh that's Howard's. Sorry. The Doctor: He keeps apples in his dressing gown? Jackie: He gets hungry. The Doctor: What, he gets hungry in his sleep? Jackie: Sometimes. Rose: I can hear English. It's being translated. Which means it's working.…

Christmas Specials

The Christmas Invasion Jackie: How can he go changing his face? Is that a different face or is he a different person? Rose: How should I know! Sorry. The thing is, I thought I knew him, mom. I thought me and him were.... And then he goes and does this. I keep forgetting he's not…

The Parting of the Ways

Captain Jack: The extrapolator's working. We've got a fully functional force field. Try saying that when you're drunk. Rose: You did it. Feels like I haven't seen you in years. The Doctor: I told you I'd come and get you. Rose: I never doubted it. The Doctor: I did. Captain Jack: One minute they're the…