Planet of the Dead The Doctor: Hello, I'm the Doctor. Happy Easter! The Doctor: Funny thing is, I don't usually do Easter. I can never find it. It's always at a different time. Although! I remember the original. Between you and me, what really happened was— The Doctor: Call it a hunch but I think…

Partners in Crime The Doctor to the film projectionist: Health and Safety... Film Department. The Doctor: What's that for? Phone Bank Woman: My telephone number. Health and Safety. You be health, I'll be safety. The Doctor: Ah.. ah, but that contravenes, um, Paragraph 5 subsection C. The Doctor: Tell me Roger, have you got a…

Smith and Jones The Doctor popping up: Like so. {he takes off his tie} See? Mr. Stoker: John Smith. Admitted yesterday with severe abdominal pains. Jones why don't you see what you can find. Amaze me. Martha Jones: That wasn't very clever running around outside, was it? The Doctor: Sorry? Martha: On Chancellor Street this…

New Earth The Doctor: So in the year five billion, the sun expands, the Earth gets roasted. Rose: That was our first date. The Doctor: We had chips. Rose: What's the city called? The Doctor: New New York. Rose: Oh come on. The Doctor: It is. It's the city of New New York. Strictly speaking,…

The Christmas Invasion The Doctor: Why is there an apple in my dressing gown? Jackie: Oh that's Howard's. Sorry. The Doctor: He keeps apples in his dressing gown? Jackie: He gets hungry. The Doctor: What, he gets hungry in his sleep? Jackie: Sometimes. Rose: I can hear English. It's being translated. Which means it's working.…