Doctor Who

Bad Wolf

Finding himself in the Big Brother house: Overhead Voice: Would the Doctor please come to the Diary Room. {He does.} You are live on Channel 44,000. Please do not swear. The Doctor: You have got to be kidding. Rose: Hold on. I must be going mad. It can't be. This looks like a— Floor Manager…

The Empty Child

Rose: What's the emergency? The Doctor: It's mauve. Rose: Mauve? The Doctor: Universally recognized color for danger. Rose: What happened to red? The Doctor: That's just humans. By everyone else's standards, red's camp. Oh, the misunderstandings. All those red alerts, all that dancing. It's got a very basic flight computer. I've hacked in, slaved the…

The Long Game

The Doctor: The Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. And there it is. Planet Earth. At its height. Covered with mega-cities. Five moons. Population: 96 billion. The hub of a galactic domain. Stretching across a million planets, a million species. With mankind right in the middle. {Adam faints} He's your boyfriend. Rose: Not anymore. The Doctor:…

Aliens of London

The Doctor: It's not twelve hours. It's twelve months. You've been gone a whole year. {pause.} Sorry. Jackie (Camille Coduri) about Rose: How old are you? Forty, forty-five? What, did you find her on the internet? Go online and pretend you're a doctor? The Doctor: I am a doctor. Jackie: Prove it. Stitch this, mate!…

The Unquiet Dead

The Doctor: Where do you think you're going? Rose: 1860. The Doctor: Go out there, dressed like that, you'll start a riot, Barbarella. pointing There's a wardrobe through there. First left, second right, third on the left, go straight ahead, under the stairs, past the bins, fifth door on your left. Hurry up! Charles Dickens…

The End of the World

The Doctor: Ten thousand years in the future. Step outside, it's the year 12,005. The New Roman Empire. Rose: You think you're so impressive. The Doctor slightly offended: I am so impressive. The Doctor: You lot. You spend all your time thinking about dying. Like you're going to get killed by eggs or beef or…

Series 1

Rose The Doctor grabbing Rose's hand: Run! Rose Tyler (Billie Piper): You pulled his arm off! The Doctor (Christopher Eccleston): Yep. {he tosses is to her}. Plastic. Rose: Very clever. Nice trick. Who are they then, students? Is this a student thing or what? The Doctor: Why would they be students? Rose: I don't know.…

Series 1

Rose Mickey: Just leave him! There's nothing you can do! Rose: Got no A levels. No job. No future. But I'll tell you what I have got, Jericho Street Junior School Under 7's gymnastics team. I got the bronze. The Doctor: Right then. I'll be off. Unless, ah, I don't know, you could come with…

Series 1

The Empty Child Jack: Okay, okay, I've got you! Rose: Who's got me? Who's got me and, you know, how? Jack: I'm just programming your descent pattern. Stay as still as you can and keep your hands and feet inside the light field. Rose: Descent pattern? Jack: Oh, and can you switch off your cellphone?…