Caroline Berry

School Reunion


Headmaster Finch (Anthony Stewart Head): You poor child. Poor... thin child. Come inside. It's nearly time for lunch. The Doctor: It's very well-behaved, this place. I thought there would be happy slapping hoodies. Happy slapping hoodies with ASBOs. Happy slapping hoodies with ASBOs and ringtones. {pleased with himself} Yeah? Yeah? Oh yeah! Don't tell me I…