Richard: This is about sex! Molly: This is about romance. Richard: This is about you’re fired. Owen: Where is my roommate and what have you done with him? Roommate: Beatrice, my girlfriend from high school, is coming into town and she’s gonna be staying here— Owen: I’m sorry. Here? As in our very tiny little…

Jake: So no passion is bad. And too much is bad. Richard: Sure. If you’re passionate about Maker’s Mark. Zoe kissing Richard: Too hard. Richard: What? Zoe: I’m searching for my passion. {kisses the coffee guy} Too soft. {kisses Chris} Just right. Chris surprised: Zoe. Zoe grabbing his hand: I misplaced my passion. See if…

Rebadow: Libros. Libros para los muertos. Rebadow: So Norma was here again today? Busmalis: So we're both in prison? Rebadow: Excuse me? Busmalis: I'm sorry. I though we were asking questions that we already knew the answer to. Morales: I figure, you and Guerra made peace you won't be stabbing each other with silverware. Besides,…

Cyril: The man I hit. Is he getting better? Ryan: Yeah, he'll be fucking fine in about ten minutes. Now go to sleep, Cyril. Murphy: So, what do you call a guy that eats his own flesh? McManus: Inventive. Guerra: Fuckin' Alvarez. He's got more lives than a cat. Beecher: Chris, sometimes, most times, I…

Nathan: You need to cut those fingernails. Beecher: I will. As soon as I get back to my pod. Keller: Look, what I did was wrong. I've been trying to figure out a way to prove to you that I'm truly sorry. And I do love you. Beecher: How about I fuck you in the…

Diane Wittlesey: There's something in the air. And it ain't love. Lenny Burrano: Donald Groves. You killed your parents and ate them, right? Donald Groves: I only ate my mom. I was saving my dad for Thanksgiving. Lenny Burrano: That's festive. Leo Glynn: after McManus refuses a dinner invitation Too much work to do, right?…

Fire (Part 1) Kellerman: There's no absolutes in life. Only in vodka. Autofocus Kellerman: You know, he shouldn't leave a department vehicle running like that. Lewis: Yeah. Could get stolen. Kellerman: Lieutenant said take the first car in. Lewis: We shouldn't. Kellerman: You're right. Lewis: Grand theft auto, baby. Pembleton: You sons of bitches! Heartbeat…

Season One Steve Crosetti (Jon Polito): Mr. Becker ducked. But he didn't duck good enough. Meldrick Lewis (Clark Johnson): Lost art, ducking. Crosetti: That's the problem with this job. It's got nothing to do with life. Bernard: Okay, I was there. But I didn't kill them. John Munch (Richard Belzer): Who killed them? Bernard: A…