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Season 6

Rebadow: Libros. Libros para los muertos. Rebadow: So Norma was here again today? Busmalis: So we're both in prison? Rebadow: Excuse me? Busmalis: I'm sorry. I though we were asking questions that we already knew the answer to. Morales: I figure, you and Guerra made peace you won't be stabbing each other with silverware. Besides,…

Season 5

Beecher: Imagine that. Said, Schillinger, and me in a three-way. Timmy Kirk: If you're not part of the solution, you're Satan's tool. Kirk: Ever since Jeremiah Cloutier's unfortunate accident— Mukada: I would hardly call being bricked up in a wall accidental. Beecher: I haven't seen him in months. I'm a little anxious. How do I…

Season 4

Cyril: The man I hit. Is he getting better? Ryan: Yeah, he'll be fucking fine in about ten minutes. Now go to sleep, Cyril. Murphy: So, what do you call a guy that eats his own flesh? McManus: Inventive. Guerra: Fuckin' Alvarez. He's got more lives than a cat. Beecher: Chris, sometimes, most times, I…

Season 3

Nathan: You need to cut those fingernails. Beecher: I will. As soon as I get back to my pod. Keller: Look, what I did was wrong. I've been trying to figure out a way to prove to you that I'm truly sorry. And I do love you. Beecher: How about I fuck you in the…

Chris Keller

Christopher Keller: So you a fag? Beecher: No. You? Christopher Keller: I do what I have to. Keller: So you never wrestled before? Beecher: Once, in high school. When Arthur Wiener got his leg broken by Pat Lefkowski, I heard that snap, I got up, I got out. Keller: We'll make sure nothing of yours…

Season 2

Augustus Hill: I never lie. Not 'cause I'm so honest, but because I have a bad memory. And you can't be a good liar if you got a bad memory. Alvah Case: Ooo... Ryan O'Reily. Ryan: Yo, yo, that's me, mon. Case: Vehicular manslaughter, reckless endangerment, possession of controlled substances, possession of a deadly weapon,…

Other Prisoners

Dino Ortolani: Hey. Let me give you a slice of advice. Get yourself a weapon. Anyone tries to fuck with you, take 'em out. Tobias Beecher: Anything else? Dino Ortolani: Yeah. Don't smile. Ever. Kareem Said: I would give my life for you. Jefferson Keane: You gonna have to. Michael Healy: Well, your brother's a…

Vern Schillinger

Schillinger is trying to get Alvarez to kill Beecher Schillinger: I work the mail room, right. I can push whatever you need, in or out, through the system. Alvarez: Tits? Schillinger: Sure. Alvarez: I thought you were anti-drugs. Schillinger: I don't care if you smuggle in fucking tacos. I want Beecher dead. Today. later... it…

Tobias “Toby” Beecher

Ryan: Hey, Law-Boy. I thought Schillinger said you couldn't get high anymore. Beecher: Yeah. Fuck him. Judge Grace Lema: Mr. Beecher, I appreciate your taking the time to see me. Beecher: Well, you know, it's a nice break from getting fucked up the ass. Keller gets released from the hole Beecher: Chris. At last. Give…

Ryan O’Reily

Ryan: Hey, Law-Boy. I thought Schillinger said you couldn't get high anymore. Beecher: Yeah. Fuck him. Ryan O'Reily throwing something at Auerbach: We want Sister Pete. Carlton Auerbach: Uh, she's not here. So, uh, today, we're gonna be... Kenny Wangler: lunging at him Shut. The fuck. Up. Ronald Pokelwaldt: Markstrom and his crew, how do…

Miguel Alvarez

Miguel Alvarez: Hey, Father. Where was God when my son died? Mukada: Same place He was when His own son died. McManus announces a lockdown Alvarez: Gee Dad, I hope I can still make it to the prom. Alvarez: No offense. No offense. But drop fuckin' dead. Alvarez: Come on, boys. Be all that you…

Kareem Said

Kareem Said: I would give my life for you. Jefferson Keane: You gonna have to. At the beginning of the riot Glynn: What's this about, Said? Said: If you have to ask, Glynn, we got a long day ahead of us. Schillinger: Said. I read your book. Said: I don't give refunds. Schillinger: You used…

Augustus Hill

Augustus Hill: I never lie. Not 'cause I'm so honest, but because I have a bad memory. And you can't be a good liar if you got a bad memory. Hill: That's probably why you're such a shit lawyer. Said: Augustus, please. Insults do us no good at all. Hill: They sure as hell make…

Season 1

Diane Wittlesey: There's something in the air. And it ain't love. Kareem Said: I would give my life for you. Jefferson Keane: You gonna have to. Lenny Burrano: Donald Groves. You killed your parents and ate them, right? Donald Groves: I only ate my mom. I was saving my dad for Thanksgiving. Lenny Burrano: That's…