Augustus Hill: I never lie. Not 'cause I'm so honest, but because I have a bad memory. And you can't be a good liar if you got a bad memory. Alvah Case: Ooo... Ryan O'Reily. Ryan: Yo, yo, that's me, mon. Case: Vehicular manslaughter, reckless endangerment, possession of controlled substances, possession of a deadly weapon,…

Mulder: Have you ever thought about calling one of them all day long and then all the sudden the phone rings and it’s them calling you? Scully: Does this pitch somehow end with a way for me to lower my long distance charges?

Season One Deep Throat: You have much work to do, Agent Mulder. Don't jeopardize the future of your own efforts. Emil (Seth Green): Oh man. Did we tell him about the landmines and junk? Deep Throat: Mr. Mulder, why are those like yourself who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this earth not…

Season One Steve Crosetti (Jon Polito): Mr. Becker ducked. But he didn't duck good enough. Meldrick Lewis (Clark Johnson): Lost art, ducking. Crosetti: That's the problem with this job. It's got nothing to do with life. Bernard: Okay, I was there. But I didn't kill them. John Munch (Richard Belzer): Who killed them? Bernard: A…

Gone for Goode Steve Crosetti (Jon Polito): Mr. Becker ducked. But he didn't duck good enough. Meldrick Lewis (Clark Johnson): Lost art, ducking. Crosetti: That's the problem with this job. It's got nothing to do with life. Tim Bayliss ( Kyle Secor): Ah, excuse me. This is Homicide? Kay Howard (Melissa Leo): Homicide? We work for…