Lord Yu-huang Shang Ti: What is the meaning of this? Goa'uld: I should ask you the same thing. Major Samantha Carter. Repli-Carter: Actually, I'm a colonel now. Jackson: Teal'c, the odds are not in our favor. Teal'c: They never are, Daniel Jackson. O'Neill: You know, we could have used something like this a long time…
O'Neill: I just walked in with a whole handful of ingredients for my world famous omelet. Carter: World famous, huh? What's in it? O'Neill: Eggs. Carter: I doubt that that actually qualifies as a recipe. O'Neill: Oh, don't kid yourself. There's a secret ingredient. Can't tell you what it is or I'd have to shoot…
Kinsey (Ronny Cox): You want to take down The Trust. I can help you. O'Neill: I'm sorry, I must have missed an episode. I thought you guys were working together. O'Neill: Kinsey, please. Spare me the diatribe. They kicked you when you were down and you want revenge. It's as simple as that. Teal'c: Is…
Carter: The Tok'ra have their hands full with more pressing matters. They strongly suggest that we get to Maybourne before the Goa'uld do. Teal'c: If we do not retrieve him, Harry Maybourne faces certain capture. O'Neill remains impassive. Torture. Interrogation. Perhaps even death. O'Neill: Alright, fine. Go get him. Garan: My Lord, our hunting party…
O'Neill: General! Hammond: Jack. I let myself in. Hope you don't mind. O'Neill: Absolutely not. Welcome. Hammond: Thank you. O'Neill: Miss the chair? Hammond: Actually, I do. O'Neill: Want it back? Hammond: As a matter of fact, I do. My new one just isn't the same. O'Neill: That's not exactly what I meant... Hammond: I…
O'Neill: Alright, you got our attention. Who are you? Repli-Carter: My name is Samantha Carter. O'Neill: Alright. We've got a little conflict with that statement. We've already got one here. Repli-Carter: There are two of us. O'Neill: If only. Repli-Carter: I was made in Samantha Carter's image. I know what she knows. Feel what she…
Technician: Let me ask you something. This late at night, there's not that many people around. Do you get the urge to just dial up the Gate and check out another planet, just for a few minutes? Harriman: That'd be no. Technician: Yeah. Me... me neither. Technician: The Gate's gone. Harriman: I can see that.…
O'Neill: Fellas! How was the trip? Teal'c: I have been betrayed by those I trusted most. O'Neill: That good, eh? Bra'tac: His mood is foul indeed. Greetings. It is good to see you both. Jackson: Bra'tac, what's going on? Bra'tac: There was a complication. O'Neill: Ishta? Bra'tac: She is well. And as lovely as ever,…
Alec Colson (Charles Shaughnessy): As you all know, about five months ago our planet suffered a horrible tragedy. Over two thousand American servicemen and women were killed when a meteor shower disrupted global communications and hit a United States Naval carrier group on maneuvers in the Pacific Ocean. I'm here today to challenge the facts…
Colonel Kendrick: You wouldn't return my phonecalls. O'Neill: I was busy. Didn't think it was important. Take your pick. Kendrick: You know as well as I do there's been another incident. When you petitioned the OSI to allow Teal'c to live off base, your request was approved under certain provisions. These provisions have clearly been…
O'Neill: How was it? Was it fun? Teal'c: Indeed. You died well in battle, O'Neill. O'Neill: Obviously there's something defective with this thing. Dr. Lee: It's just a simulation. It doesn't have to hurt. Dr. Lee: Hopefully the game will also extrapolate possible solutions and offer them to Teal'c. Well, I mean it'd just be…
Three Months Ago Tour Guide: First discovered in the Trillium wastelands over 150 years ago and the highlight of our antiquities collection. The Great Ring of Abydon. Researchers estimate the ring to be at least several thousand years old. And while its origin remains a subject of debate, many believe it was created by ancient…
Five Days to Zero Hour Walter Harriman (Gary Jones): Morning, sir. O'Neill: Walter. Harriman: At 0730 this morning, SG-8 made scheduled contact from P6J-908. They requested permission to bring an alien life form back to base for further study. O'Neill eyes him suspiciously. Sir, it's just a plant. Your 0830 debriefing is SG-2 regarding their…
Jackson: So how's the new job? O'Neill: Oy. One crisis after another. This morning the mess got a shipment of Yukon Gold potatoes instead of the usual Russets. Jackson: No. O'Neill: Oh yes. The golds don't make for good mash. The consistency's all wrong. Carter: I hear the new Russian colonel came to see you.…
Jackson: Tell the System Lords to call the ship back. Amaterasu: The decision they have made is one of desperation. Forced upon them by your unwillingness to help. Persuading them to change course can only be done in person. Oshu: With a full council vote. Dr. Weir: Even if I did believe you, all good…