Stargate SG-1 Season 8

It’s Good to Be King

2005.01.04    

Tom McBeath  Wayne Brady

Carter: The Tok’ra have their hands full with more pressing matters. They strongly suggest that we get to Maybourne before the Goa’uld do.
Teal’c: If we do not retrieve him, Harry Maybourne faces certain capture. O’Neill remains impassive. Torture. Interrogation. Perhaps even death.
O’Neill: Alright, fine. Go get him.

Garan: My Lord, our hunting party encountered these off-worlders by the Gate.
Maybourne: Hey guys! Long time no see.

Maybourne: Where’s Jack?
Carter: General O’Neill is back at the SGC.
Maybourne: No kidding. “General O’Neill”. That doesn’t sound right. Still, good for Jack. Nice to hear he’s doing so well for himself.
Teal’c: As, evidently, are you.

Maybourne: I get to name all kinds of stuff. You should see the Grateful Dead burial grounds.

Teal’c: What is it?
Maybourne: It’s a record of this planet’s history covering all events. Only some of them haven’t happened yet.

Carter: Daniel, we know the Ancients experimented with time travel but we have no evidence that they actually mastered it.
Jackson: Yeah, well, we do now.

Carter: Let’s not touch anything just yet. I’m kind of fond of this era.

Maybourne: Jack. Great to see you. How long has it been?
O’Neill: Oh, since you got us stranded off-world and tried to kill me.
Maybourne: That takes me back. I guess congratulations are in order. You made General.
O’Neill: You made King.

O’Neill: Nice ride.
Jackson: Yeah, Ancients like to fly in style.

O’Neill: You’re gonna have to help me out here, Carter. Got any quarters?

Carter: Sir, this technology is too valuable to lose.
O’Neill: Carter, what do you want me to do? Call in reinforcements? It’s not like we’re throwing down with a couple of Jaffa. We’re taking on a System Lord and his band of Merry Bad Guys.

Maybourne: Welcome strangers. I am King Arkhan the First. It is with joyful heart and open arms that we welcome you.
Trelak (Wayne Brady): I am Trelak, First Prime to the Great Lord Ares, your God. Who will be returning to reclaim this land and his loyal followers.
Maybourne: Of course, of course. Glad tidings of… comfort and joy. Comfort and joy.

Trelak: Know this, Shol’va, I’ll see to it that you suffer slowly.
Teal’c: And I will see to it that you die quickly.

Trelak dying from a stab wound: You are a man of your word.
Teal’c: Indeed.

O’Neill: You sure you don’t want to leave all this?
Maybourne: I can’t abandon these people, Jack. I made a life here. I can’t walk away from my home, my friends, my wives…
Carter: Wives?