1990 Young Gus: Why can't I ever beat him? Henry: 'Cause you got no game, Gus. I'd stick to tapping. Henry: Winners don't need spots. You know what they need? Young Gus: Steroids! Henry: Nobody's using that stuff, Gus. That's just a rumor. I'll tell you what they need, Shawn. They need a belief that…
1990 Chief Herb Wilkins: Henry. You screwed up. Henry: With all due respect, I got the guy. Chief Wilkins: He had a partner. Henry: I'll get him too. Chief Wilkins: You're a detective now. The stakes are higher. Present Day Chief Wilkins: Okay, you come and get me. I'll squeeze the coward out of both…
1990 Young Shawn: Alright, Gus. We trained long and hard. Hours of practice after school, all those Joe Piscopo-endorsed protein shakes. But it'll all be worth it if we win that Mongoose BMX bike at the Police Department Picnic. Young Gus: Wait. How did we decide who gets the bike? Young Shawn: A good question.…
1990 Young Shawn: I can't reach the brake! Gus, get down there and stop us! Young Gus: Wait, why do I have to be the feet? How come you just can't be taller? Henry: What do you think you're doing?! Young Shawn: Well the important question is, what are you doing home? Henry: I'm a…
Present Day Gus: Will you focus, Shawn? We need this case. Do something. Lassiter: Spencer, we don't need your particular brand of theatrics here this evening. Go home and go back to bed. Shawn: Lassie, are you kidding me? The death of this man is like staring my own mortality in the face. If someone's…
1990 Young Shawn: Hey Gus. What are you doing? Young Gus: Just playing... board grass. Young Shawn: Gus, let me see what's behind your back. {he shows him} Tap shoes? Are you kidding me? Young Gus: Shawn, I like tap dancing. In fact, I'm pretty good at it. When people pick on me I just…
1990 Young Shawn (Skyler Gisondo): Okay, I'm warning you guys. Gus knows karate. Young Gus (Carlos McCullers II) : Um, I don't know karate. Young Shawn: Yes you do. You studied Wushu. Young Gus: That's Chinese. Young Shawn: Dude, trust me. Karate sounds more intimidating. Young Gus: I've only had two lessons. Young Shawn: That's…
Romeo and Juliet and Juliet 1990 Young Shawn (Skyler Gisondo): Okay, I'm warning you guys. Gus knows karate. Young Gus (Carlos McCullers II) : Um, I don't know karate. Young Shawn: Yes you do. You studied Wushu. Young Gus: That's Chinese. Young Shawn: Dude, trust me. Karate sounds more intimidating. Young Gus: I've only had…
Romeo and Juliet and Juliet Chief Vick: I don't remember calling you, Mr. Spencer. Shawn: Didn't have to, Chief. It called me. Gus: Called collect. Shawn: That's right. Which is odd, because I'm also on Twitter and the cases usually tweet me. Shawn: Buzz! Have you searched the kidnapped girl's apartment? Buzz McNab (Sage Brocklebank):…
Romeo and Juliet and Juliet Present Day Shawn: Look, I know the whole Ying thing was difficult. For everybody. But at this point it just feels like you're hiding here at this... giant post office. Gus: It's City Hall, Shawn. Shawn: We have a City Hall? Juliet: I just need a little time. And I…
Romeo and Juliet and Juliet Present Day Henry Spencer (Corbin Bernsen): Are you familiar with the term "persona non grata"? Shawn: Why are we talking about food? Henry: Shawn, there's a reason they created the position I'm in! You burned a lot of bridges around here, you've made a lot of sloppy mistakes. You're going…
Romeo and Juliet and Juliet Present Day Shawn: Oh my god, we're on the same page. You were trying to lure her out of this dungeon by using details from this case. Carlton Lassiter (Timothy Omundson): I am not. Shawn: See, it's not just me. You're concerned abut her insisting on staying down here. The…
Romeo and Juliet and Juliet 1990 Young Shawn (Skyler Gisondo): Okay, I'm warning you guys. Gus knows karate. Young Gus (Carlos McCullers II) : Um, I don't know karate. Young Shawn: Yes you do. You studied Wushu. Young Gus: That's Chinese. Young Shawn: Dude, trust me. Karate sounds more intimidating. Young Gus: I've only had…